What the hell breed is this gigantic housecat?

Keep one thing in mind as you try to decide what this cat is. Someone with just a passing familiarity with Homo sapiens might not recognize him, him, or him as representative of the species. Just saying. :stuck_out_tongue:

Good and interesting point, vetbridge. First photo, them are some cool cats!

That was a truly bizarre series of photos.

And I wondered to myself, how would one find such a page?

So I clicked around and found, surprisingly, porn.

Ah.

Or a bulb from a camera wire remote.

Having finally gotten a chance to see the pictures (I wasn’t going to risk it at work!), I see that someone’s already brought the links to the fishing cat. The flat (almost reptilian) head and small ears definitely tag it.

Missed edit window. Porn, not so much.

Where does this internet thing end?

In Soviet Union, pussy eats you.

About three miles down the road, it turns a corner and goes behind an old gas station. Turns into an alley with a dead end. That’s it.

Those pics are just SO disturbing… Makes me want to stick to having dogs as pets for the rest of my life…

That is some dirty ass bathwater she’s sitting in with the cat. If that cat eats fish, and she’s naked, and in the water with it…

Nah, I can’t go there.

Also, the way it says “Fishing Cat” in Russian (at the top, right under the line that says, in English, “Quote”).

Needless to say I did not notice this until after I had made some lengthy and basically wrong conjectures about the meaning of the Russian word “Kotik” and looked through pages and pages of pictures of the smaller wild cats to make a positive ID.

Some days its amazing how wrong you can be but still be right. :smiley:

Google Language Tools says:

"Fish Cat-rare animal, made in Annex II of CITES. Weight 15 kg, just over a meter in length, height, see 40 "

Better yet is the poll to the left. Very Russian.

*What better to drink in the company?
Водку,коньяк Vodka, Brandy
Мартини Martini
Джинтоник Dzhintonik
Шампанское,вино Champagne, wine
Пиво и только пиво Beer and beer only
Кока-колу,пепси Coca-Cola, Pepsi
Только самогон Only Moonshine
Выпить яду Drink Promotion
Подохнуть от жажды Die like a dog from thirst
Лучше просто курнуть Better simply kurnut
Я вообще не пью I never drink *

A cat made of cites? The SDMB has a new mascot.

Do those have the little rocker valve on them?

Is that anything like snot in the orifice?

You’re right. I hadn’t really noticed that.

Hell, if you’re the housecat, are you gonna dare not be friends with Big Kitty? Big Kitty who’s got no qualms with eviscerating chickens that are probably about as big as Housecat?

That is one cute wild pussa! My friend has a Maine Coon cat and I thought that was the biggest housecat I’d ever see…boy was I wrong.

Just to show how twisted my mind is, I saw the squeeze bulb and immediately thought it was:

A squeeze bulb to an inflatable dildo… :smack:

I am all cool with having your gigantic cat fish in your bathtub and butcher chickens on your shiny floors. Then the next photo is the cat climbing on their dinner table and their food. Ugh!

Oh, and the lady is way too ugly for it to be porn. She is squarely in the documentary range.