Damn, gone for a double today at work and I miss all the good shit. I’m feeling a little left out.
Eucharist for the Constipated? 
(Betcha you’ll never refer to that feature with a straight face again! ;))
When this happened I went to MPSIMS to see for myself and it was filled from top to bottom with duplicate posts from this clown, I went back to look again and they were GONE…SORCERY I Tell ya!
These mods aint nazi’s theyr’e Wizards! I guess that makes Cecil the “Grand Wizard”…oh that doesn’t sound so good, I’ll stick with Grand Master…
Or Perfect Master, even.
Doh…
I Knew there was something wrong, DAMN I ruined the whole joke :snif: 
Cecil’s a Pinball Wizard.
Yeah…but he ain’t perfect though, remember?
:: Looks around ::
I’m going to be brought before the Inquisition, aren’t I?
HEY! He just slammed Cecil! GET HIM!!!
::lights angry mob torch::
SEIZE HIM!!
I didn’t slam Cecil! It’s just that…no one’s perfect!
CITE!!!
Cecil is perfect.
And don’t you forget it.
Heretic.
Blasphemer?
Ignite the kerosene, or hope the fumes suffocate him :).
But…but…we know he’s been wrong on at least one occassion.
Ergo, he is not perfect. No one is!
Geeze, I hope I’m not burned at the stake or something.
Well, you know what happened to the last guy who was perfect…
He also got a best-seller on the bookshelves that held on for years and years, spawning several message boards and even quite a few real-life meetings?
points at Lynn’s “Wishing death” thread
We can’t burn him. We’ll just…errrm…lightly toast his sneakers! Onward!
I’d like to see you try, you, you…cultists!!! :: shakes fist in righteous anger ::
Yeah, but not until you’re not expecting it.
YOU WILL JOIN US…ahem, wont you?