What the hell is everybody's problem?

[Hamlet]

*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas *
**My problem is i hate ninjas. The Black Hand Clan killed my Shaolin Master, so now i am forced to wander the countryside helping others while searching for the Black Hand Clan’s hideout so i can finish them off and bring honor back to the Shaolin. **

Your Reference To Hong-Kong Movie Kung Fu is no match for my Yet Another Reference Hong-Kong Movie Kung Fu!!

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

Well I’ve got a sore finger, what’s your problem?

[RexDart]

*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas *
**My problem is i hate ninjas. The Black Hand Clan killed my Shaolin Master, so now i am forced to wander the countryside helping others while searching for the Black Hand Clan’s hideout so i can finish them off and bring honor back to the Shaolin. **

Hmmm, I’d help you, but only if it were drunken Shaolin, doing merely regular Shaolin is like buying a car with a V8 and lopping off two of the cylinders.

BTW, I have to say that look!ninjas is just about the coolest username I’ve ever seen, though I’m still not ready to take that title away from Czarcasm (which had me ROFL practically when I first joined the board.) “Look, ninjas!” was also my exact reaction to that music video for “Peaches” by the Presidents of the USA.

LOL, ninjas…

[Liberal]

Look!ninjas wrote:

Sometimes someone will misspell something. Of course, some know-it-all asshole feels that it’s his place to correct spelling and grammar. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?! I know we’re suppose to be fighting ignorance, but we can’t always fix imperfections in someone’s spelling or typing.

That should be “I know we’re supposed to be fighting ignorance…”.

[Jackmannii]

My Labrador is poultry and cheese-intolerant. We’re not even going to consider the effects of salami.

[RexDart]

*Originally posted by Libertarian *
**Look!ninjas wrote:

That should be “I know we’re supposed to be fighting ignorance…”. **

Ought there be a colon in that sentence?

[zwaldd]

*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap *
**there will probably be salami left over when the other meats are gone. Now don’t get me wrong - this is good salami, but what am I supposed to do with salami alone? **

I often have this same issue with packs of muenster cheese that I buy for sandwiches. The ham and turkey run out and I’m left with half a pack of cheese. My solution has been to buy extra tortillas with another dish I make, so I use the extra muenster to make quesadillas with the extra tortillas. That salami should last a while…order a pizza and slice some up on it.

[Liberal]

*Originally posted by RexDart *
**Ought there be a colon in that sentence? **

No. But there ought to be a “to” in yours.

[Scarlett67]

*Originally posted by Jackmannii *
My Labrador is poultry and cheese-intolerant.

Your dog is a chicken?

Scarlett, card-carrying HARP-y (member of “Hyphens Are the Reader’s Pal”)

[elf6c]

*Originally posted by Monstre *
**
And stop picking your nose when we have company over.

**

[Seinfeld] It was just a scratch! [/Seinfeld]

[Tars_Tarkas]

*Originally posted by RexDart *
**Hmmm, I’d help you, but only if it were drunken Shaolin, doing merely regular Shaolin is like buying a car with a V8 and lopping off two of the cylinders.
**

We got Drunken Monkey, Paper Tiger, Eagle Claw in Tiger Fist, Snake, Crane, and Elephant Trunk. Plus i happen to have the Green Destiny in my posession…

[Robb]

My problem is i hate ninjas. The Black Hand Clan killed my Shaolin Master, so now i am forced to wander the countryside helping others while searching for the Black Hand Clan’s hideout so i can finish them off and bring honor back to the Shaolin.

I hate it when that happens. Might I suggest that you seek out some pleasant little village beset by thugs. I bet you boys will be near by.
And, if you need an inept sidekick who manages to beat people up while trying to escape, I could use some extra work.

[Robb]

That should be “your boys”.
you should read the preview!

[Alias]

*Originally posted by elf6c *
**Hmm, newly registered poster starts out in the Pit complaining about the board. Hmm, not suspisious at all.

:rolleyes: **

Actually, I started this thread. The fact that it’s under look!ninjas is because look!ninjas is one of my roommates. I posted the topic before realizing that it was under her user name and not mine. By the time I posted, it was too late! :eek:

[Tars_Tarkas]

Exactly what a ninja woud say!! Get 'em!!!

[samarm]

*Originally posted by RexDart *
**Ought there be a colon in that sentence? **

Shouldn’t you have said “oughtn’t”?

Is correct spelling and grammer to much to ask, really?

[Smeghead]

*Originally posted by Alias *
**Actually, I started this thread. The fact that it’s under look!ninjas is because look!ninjas is one of my roommates. I posted the topic before realizing that it was under her user name and not mine. By the time I posted, it was too late! :eek: **

This from someone named Alias? Hmmm…

[Tupug_Anachi]

too much to ask.

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by Jackmannii *
**My Labrador is poultry and cheese-intolerant. **

HATE CRIME!!!

[samarm]

Me too, I hate crime with a passion.