What the hell is going on here? Emoticons doing the nasty?

My eyes just aren’t good enough anymore. What’s really going on here?

Captain, those icons do appear to be doing the nasty. :dubious:

This one is better. :smiley:

astro emoticons need lovin’ too! :smiley:

Those are smileys, doing it doggy-style or having anal sex (your choice!).

duh.

Very useful for conversations like:

SexyHotMale4U: Hey SweetTits4321, wanna cum ovr 2nite? ::doggysmilie::
SweetTite4321: Ya u r 2 kewl!

or

BlueCollarDan17: Boy, gas prices sure are high! ::analsmiley::
WhiteCollarRonny12: For sure, man! Just don’t embezzel funds from your company like I did. Prison time…::analsmiley::

Forget all those suggestions that this board get a vomit smiley. I have a different suggestion. . .

Yeah, they’d be so useful in the Pit thread about the VA’s data protection policies:

Were you the guy that posted that same question in the Fark wedding thread? Just wondering. I can’t believe I remembered that.

Um, and by ‘Fark wedding thread’, I meant the post on Fark about the goth wedding, not a thread here on the SDMB.

How unusual

What else did you think might be going on?

Mommy told me Daddy was helping her exercise. :smiley:

I am both disturbed and amused.

<random punchline>Roll her over, Daddy. I want a puppy!</rp>