What the hell is going on here? Emoticons doing the nasty?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

My eyes just aren’t good enough anymore. What’s really going on here?

2

Captain, those icons do appear to be doing the nasty. :dubious:

3

This one is better. :smiley:

4

astro emoticons need lovin’ too! :smiley:

5

Those are smileys, doing it doggy-style or having anal sex (your choice!).

duh.

Very useful for conversations like:

SexyHotMale4U: Hey SweetTits4321, wanna cum ovr 2nite? ::doggysmilie::
SweetTite4321: Ya u r 2 kewl!

or

BlueCollarDan17: Boy, gas prices sure are high! ::analsmiley::
WhiteCollarRonny12: For sure, man! Just don’t embezzel funds from your company like I did. Prison time…::analsmiley::

6

Forget all those suggestions that this board get a vomit smiley. I have a different suggestion. . .

7

[QUOTE=kunilou]
Forget all those suggestions that this board get a vomit smiley. I have a different suggestion. . .
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, they’d be so useful in the Pit thread about the VA’s data protection policies:

8

[QUOTE=astro]
My eyes just aren’t good enough anymore. What’s really going on here?
[/QUOTE]

Were you the guy that posted that same question in the Fark wedding thread? Just wondering. I can’t believe I remembered that.

9

Um, and by ‘Fark wedding thread’, I meant the post on Fark about the goth wedding, not a thread here on the SDMB.

10

How unusual

11

[QUOTE=astro]
My eyes just aren’t good enough anymore. What’s really going on here?
[/QUOTE]

What else did you think might be going on?

12

[QUOTE=ultrafilter]
What else did you think might be going on?
[/QUOTE]

Mommy told me Daddy was helping her exercise. :smiley:

13

I am both disturbed and amused.

14

[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Mommy told me Daddy was helping her exercise. :smiley:
[/QUOTE]

<random punchline>Roll her over, Daddy. I want a puppy!</rp>