What the hell is going on with F.E.M.A.?

One of the best parts of the PC game Deus Ex was that it rolled a lot of cracked conspiracy theories under one umbrella - FEMA, of course, which aimed to seize control of the nation by withholding a plague cure, controlling the net, breeding aliens, constructing robotic MIBs, subverting democracy…

I mean, that makes Blofeld’s volcano lair look viable.