What the hell is THIS doing in GD?

How do you propose to distinguish between “taken in by it” and “doing a very good job of following the premise of the thread”? :wink:

I’m mind-boggled that so many people froth at the mouth over where threads end up on a message board.

“This thread doesn’t belong here!”
“Does too!”
“Does not. It belongs over there!”
“That’s stupid. I never read over there.”
“Then you’re stupid.”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”

Here’s a clue, folks. Forum placement doesn’t carry any weighty, hideous implications. It’s just a loose categorization where stuff can be read. It’s just a message board. Nobody’s rearranging your closets or using your toothbrush.

Shit, cruising around the various forums (okay, it’s fora, but that sounds so pretentiously stuffy) doesn’t require a visa. No one’s eyes or brain will be sullied for life by (gasp!) reading a thread in the Pit, or MPSIMS, or GD, etc.

Sheesh. Just what we needed: Forum agorophobes.*

Veb

  • though, with apologies to Godwin, Forum Nazis is tempting

You just know that the Forum Socialists, Forum Anarchists, and Forum Nihilists are going to seize on this the next time one of them gets scolded for posting in the wrong forum, doncha. :wink:

Actually the comparison that sprang to mind was catalogers. (Professional in-joke.) Catalogers can be so anal they make engineers look like careless, crack-smoking bon vivants.

I’ve seen catalogers reduced to red faced, pop-eyed sputtering rage over subject headings.

It was probably good training, at that.

::shakes head in slow wonder::

I was tempted to slip them some Xanax too.

Well, I tried to suggest a more serious take on the subject (i.e. the legal ramifactions of genetic engineering, which I expect will be faced within the next hundred years) but I’m not going to force it on people, or criticize them for preferring the more lighthearted approach.

i.e. the OP of this thread is a dumbass.

Yet.

Well, I still think it belongs more in IMHO or Cafe Society, but I also see some excellent and thought provoking serious posts, too. So- I withdraw my mini-rant. :o

However, I also agree with Colibri. Dudes will point to this and say "why was my thread moved?!? :mad: " Ah well, you can’t please everyone. :stuck_out_tongue:

Okay, I have to go actually read my registration agreement now.

On a completely unrelated topic, did you know that we can change it every time you renew?

What, AACR2 and LC Classifications aren’t your idea of light beach reading?

Giant Squids everywhere agree: philosophical debates about hypotheticals belong in Great Debates.

What’s mind boggling is the inconsistency. If “forum placement doesn’t carry any weighty, hideous implications” than either:

  1. Leave all non-newbie threads in the forum the were posted to & end this erratic movement policy
    or
  2. Be consistent and move all the misplaced OPs to their correct [pretentious stuffiness]fora[/pretentious stuffiness]
    or
  3. Scrap forum descriptions entirely and let the fight against foragoraphobia commence.

My complaint comes not as a poster to the boards - but more as a reader of the boards. Is it somehow ignorant to expect the moderators to make the boards readable? Christ, when I purchase a book, I assume the chapters and pages will be in some sort of order.

[Public Service Announcement]
This frothing-at-the-mouth, Xanax moment was brought to you by the all the past posters who’ve bitched about their threads being moved.
[/Public Service Announcement]

And, yet again

“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.”

Conceded. Crude classifications and false generalizations aside, SDMB threads can now be classified into three major categories; those that don’t work, those that break down and those that get lost.

That would make an interesting MPSIMS thread, John - categories of SDMB threads.

For a completely non-serious post that doesn’t contribute anything to the subject:

Who wants to sign up with me to be a Forum Anarchist?

What exactly would a Forum Anarchist do?

Maybe this one needs mutant gaint squids that can turn anything colored blue into yellow?

Topple the government of the SDMB?

Ooh me, me!!!

Where’s the rulebook?

:smiley: