http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=manual+elephant+masturbator
Ok, so what does the “N” word referred to at this site have to do with a vocation involving the constant risk of losing limbs?
According to…itself, UrbanDictionary.com, niggeria is “hair in a messy fro with a comb stuck in it, the result of taking out ones braids.” I’m guessing that if one masturbates an elephant using their mouth due to lack of limbs, the elephant’s pubic hair will end up looking like an afro? Do elephants even have pubic hair? In what instances does one need to mastubate an elephant?
Edit: My mistake. The stages of elephant masturbation are in the wrong order on this page. I guess the idea is first the trainer will get a huge afro after the elephant attempts to eat his head, then the elephant’s pubes will. The stages of elephant masturbation are, in order: First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, Giving It Your All.
One of my first jobs was as a Vet’s assistant at a Zoo. We had to collect semin from the elephants. It was dangerous, messy and by no means cool. On top of that we got minimum wage…
but
The tips were big
BA DUM Ba!
FML
I thought it was circumcizing elephants.
Sorry, Lumpy, but I haven’t a clue as to what your site is talking about. Is “elephant masturbation” another piece of urban slang for something-or-other?
Regards,
Shodan
As far as I know, elephant masturbation is slang for…elephant masturbation. What other kind of masturbation is there that could possibly involve loss of limbs?
Why the hell are you trying to make sense of a site made up of volunteered information, mostly written by teenagers? The enitre point of the entries you linked is to spread nonsense.
Because MySpace and YouTube have already been figured out?