What the hell is Trump?

Especially when it comes to the ones who have blood coming out of their whatevers. Wounds. That’s it.

They can weave his hair into tampons to stop up the bloodflow.

*Carson?! * I can only assume you’re joking. Even in this field, he stands out as unusually batshit. Which is one hell of an accomplishment. given the field.

There you go. That’s more like it.

Much of the GOP simply wants someone to kick the butts of all the Bad People out there. Trump’s looking like the guy. Most of the GOP field doesn’t look like they could kick Jimmy Carter’s ass, even in Carter’s current state of health.

Trump has been a celebrity for a long time, in a variety of ways. Carson has been cooped up in surgery.

Yeah, Carson has fans among people who watch the debates. Trump has existing name recognition.

And the media presumably recognize that Ben Carson is an unqualified no-hoper, but they’re used to pretending that bags of hair like Trump are actually anything other than marketing–and marketing them. The media hype Trump out of compulsive habit, and he’s exploiting that. His existing name recognition leads to more headlines, and it is a vicious cycle.

Scott Adams is still pushing that Trump is a hypnotist and remarkable strategist who will make interesting choices and pick off his opponents, and slowly win over his detractors enough to actually be President.

While I can concede he’s probably not a strong racist and is willing to negotiate to a reasonable position on immigration, I don’t think even picking Carly Fiorino as his running mate can counter for me his inherent misogyny. And nothing can counter his ass-hattery.

One thing Trump is, is living proof that the GOP’s base, as distinct from its establishment, is really not all that committed to the supply-side economic orthodoxy that has ruled the party since 1980. If Paul Krugman thinks you’re right on economics, you’re no supply-sider.

Scott Adams also argues that Trump is going to force the party to realign. He argues that the pledge they made him sign actually bonds them more to him than him to them. All the candidates signed a pledge to support whomever is the Republican candidate. It didn’t require him to support the Republican agenda or platform.

Maybe I missed something, but why do we care so much about what a cartoonist well past his prime has to say about politics?

He’s the same guy that socked up on a message board somewhere to defend himself after posting some pretty controversial stuff on his blog right?

Nothing is happening but polls. Nothing will be happening until somebody votes, caucus, primary, whatever. The regrettably vast majority of Americans who flat don’t give a rat’s are not taking any part in this, leaving the “conversation” entirely to us crazy people who do give a rat’s.

I like Bernie, don’t much like Hillary. But she’ll do. And I’d crawl on hands and knees across a football field of broken glass before I’d even risk Cruz, Trump, or any other of those meth-addled baboons becoming President.

My only comfort is I live way up north, and on Nov. 7 of next year, probably can get across the border before the Canadians close it.

Some guy over at Daily Kos kinda nails it…

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GOP voter anger finally directed at the real menace—the GOP**

Excerpt:

(Tighty righty are advised of a level one lefty cootie alert. Get nekkid, roll around in it, its good for you. Builds character.)

Because it’s September 2015 and we’re already discussing the 2016 presidential election. We would discuss the comments if they came from Gary Larson.

Meanwhile, Glenn Beck can’t support Trump because “He’s a progressive!”

Put another way, Trump is the dude who proved the base is populist, not libertarian.

It looks like Trumpster is afraid he might actually win, and is getting more and more desperate to try to alienate the voters. His latest attempt? Insulting Fiorina’s looks:

“Is there nothing so ludicrous that the Republican voter will not be repelled?” I hear him agonize…

Well, she’s no Anne Coulter, sure, but…

Coulter? The female version of the Crypt Keeper? Carly might not be a Victoria’s Secret model, but she’s not as bad as Skelator with blond hair

I think photo spreads of Ms Coulter modeling Victoria’s Secret lingerie might be useful in promoting celibacy. If anybody wanted to, that is.

Scott Adams is a brilliant satirist of office politics and general workplace idiocy and I adore the Dilbert strips, but I’ve not found him to be very insightful or even particularly sensible in his occasional forays into serious observation. I think he’s just way wrong here and is perhaps losing it in his advancing years.

Or even Berkeley Breathed . . .

Hey Donald DID say that if County Clerk Kim Davis can’t reconcile her job duties and her religion she should look for a different job. Maybe THAT will turn off “the base”…?