What the hell is wrong with WATER?

No, it’s not. I had always imagined it having a strong, fruity flavor. Instead-- blech!

Wow, a Kool-Aid virgin – I didn’t think they existed. One more life experience you can cross off your list, Lissa.

I drink tap water, I can’t stand all these fucking sweet crappy colas and the like.

In restaurants I ask for ice water, no lemon, just the water.

The only time I buy bottled water is if I’m going on an airplane…oh wait!