This is truly mundane and pointless so, this should fit in real nicely.
Mrs. Cat and I were watching TV last night and caught a whif of something, well, smelly. I asked her if she knew what that was. She said that she had smelled it earlier, but just cleaned the cats’ litter box, thinking that was where the smell was coming from.
“Maybe it’s the flowers you gave me.”
Well, I did give her those flowers a while back so, maybe they’ve started decaying. Mrs. Cat throws the flowers out.
“Nope, I still smell it.”
Yeah, I still smell it too. It seems to be coming from under the couch.
“Do you think one of the cats could have pooped under the couch?”
I don’t know how they could. I’ll check.
I see something under the couch, but can’t tell what it is. I have Mrs. Cat check it out while I lift the couch.
We have a screened in porch off of our apartment and we let the cats out there from time to time. The bottom of the outside wall of the porch is gapped about a half inch, to let water out.
Now, our cats love getting all sorts of toys (stuffed mice, string, etc.) and stuffing them under the couch.
That being said, the best we can figure is that a mole had gotten through the gap in the porch, one of the cats got it and killed it, and played with its corpse until it was stuffed beneath the couch and they could reach it no more.
So, yes, what I saw and what was making that horrible smell was the decaying body of a mole. Part of me is proud of the cats for being such fine hunters and part of me is just disgusted.
BTW, the cats seemed quite put out when I threw the mole away.