Yup, and cover the bottom with thousands of small, sharp metal stakes and chunks of glass shards. Get cut repeatedly, limits your movement, sewage infects all the cuts. Plus they’ll never see them in all the shit.
Consider this old battle planfrom DeadPool. (Stop squealing you tits, it’s from the first movie.)
I think the medical waste is really a good idea. Nobody wants to wade through old needles and pus bandages.
People, people, you forget the classics! There is no need for dangerous moat-dwellers if the moat itself is dangerous. And for that, I recommend lava. True, there are a few design issues, but you can’t beat the looks and lethality.
Spiders it is, then. One of thosecolonial species.
Box jellyfish
The Incas or the Aztecs grew them for food, Old Boy, hence being hairless. I understand the hides make splendid gloves and shoes.
Yes, I do it all the time, he’s my “emotional support” Ness/Kraken.
That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
I put on a pair of dark glasses and put a Seeing Eye harness on the kraken.
Bull sharks can live in fresh water and are very aggressive. If you don’t have enough invaders, however, feeding could be an issue. You’d have to stock the moat with fish occasionally or the occasional prisoner sentenced to death.
Back to the chihuahuas.
The Hungarian water polo team.
The trouble with badgers is that they can become convinced the castle is theirs,and start attempting a coup. Best not invite trouble.
Nothing that can climb out of the moat and populate the castle. Pay attention people!
Not to mention giving solace to the enemy! Spider webs are the best possible dressing for a bramble scratch. Spiders can not be trusted.
I see, and your hairless dogs will do well in the Nebraska Winter, will they? Gonna run right out ready for battle? And these ancient Aztecs with whom you plan to man the fort, they have experience with modern weapons, hmmmm?
ROFL! Silly man, Nessie is freshwater, Kraken are salt! SMDH
Seriously though. the Cassowaries have my attention. If you’re going to do a dry moat, I like the idea of small dinosaurs. What do they eat?
Mimes playing banjo and accordions.
Chihuahuas.
I’m glad you didn’t suggest bagpipes. I want to protect my home without committing a war crime.
Don’t be too hasty.
As a last ditch defense, when the unemployed Texans, Californians, Oregonians, Aztecs, Incas and Chihuahuas make that fateful Forlorn Hope charge, you will wish you had bag pipes as a last resort.
Sometimes the price of victory is too high. I’d rather go down fighting after launching the last of my hippos from the trebuchet. What good is survival if my name is scorned as the one who resorted to this?
The chihuahuas will crunch your bones, and hear the lamentations of your hippos.
Nobility or survival? When your castle falls, I will retake it with bagpipe playing Chihuahuas. Your fate is doomed!
Our fates are assured and my soul is prepared. How’s yours?