So I’m looking at the Archos website and click on “Accessories,” whereupon I see two females lolling about in a vaguely lesbionic way (site safe for work). Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you 
, but I can’t think of any remotely logical reason for that photograph to be there. Can you?
Bill Hicks had a clue
Looks like the ads in every computer or gamer magazine I’ve ever read.
Sex sells. But sheesh, that’s a pretty clumsy picture.
Lesbionic?
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.
Looks like they want to show us some of those “Optional Interfaces”
You should see the ads for telescopes in their specialist magazines.
It boggles the mind.
Porny telescope ads? These I must see!
…I mean, how disgusting.
“Why, Mr. Galilei, what a big, beautiful telescope you have!”
The one in the yellow is hot.
When I saw the photo I thought: “this looks like the kind of picture in a Netherlands print or internet ad.” So I wondered if the company was Dutch. I couldn’t tell for sure on their website, but they DO have a site entirely in Dutch so it’s a good bet they are a Dutch (or perhaps Beligian, but I didn’t see any French) company.
Lesbonic? 
Your imagination is better than mine, and mine’s pretty good when it comes to a pair of hot lesbonoids.
Aw, come on. They are so lolling. And lesbian. And bionic. No?
If those blonde accessories come with the computer, I’ll take four.
What’s the limit per customer?
Fifty-three, you say? Ok, I guess that’ll be enough for my… researching needs.