What threads do you REFUSE to click on?

Threads that twickster starts. Oops! :smack:

Abortion and religion threads. TMI threads. Thread titles that say “(Long)” - because they’re long. Thanks for the head’s up!

You wouldn’t click on that?

I don’t click on threads where I have a fairly good guess what the content of the posts are. Like most hot topic debate threads.

I wont open a thread once it goes past 2 pages unless I’ve already posted. There’s almost always way too much reading and everything that has been said has typically already been said.

Politics, lame rants, sports (BORING!), cat/dog threads… there are more but I’m tired… TIRED, I say!

as Fairy Chat Mom said, it depends on my boredom level. but usually I will not touch those threads that really put the “M” in MPSIM. like “What are you having for lunch today?” or “Ouch! I just tripped on my shoelace!”

i also leave alone politics, especially regional ones. and i think the “I hate Bush so much” threads are getting old. (and i do hate Bush so much)

Any thread with the words “TMI” plus “period”.

Well, this is the only one I’ve found so far.

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[li]Sports-related threads. I have no interest in sports.[/li][li]_____ vs. ____ threads.[/li][li]“Game” threads once they have reached 3 or more pages.[/li][li]Any thread which names a celebrity whom I don’t know nor care much about.[/li][li]Threads about movies or TV shows I am not interested in.[/li][li]Threads beginning with “In which [ dopername ] performs action x…”[/li][li]Announcements for one’s own birthday. I know it’s your special day and I respect that, but it’s not worth my time to read about it.[/li][li]Threads announcing someone reaching a post count milestone.[/li][/ul]

I hate to say “Refuse” but:
Posts with a low read/response ratio (not counting virgin posts–who can resist a virgin post!?)
Pits against Handy (it’s been done)
Celebrity gossips
More than 2 pages (unless I’ve been participating) cuz I can’t pay attention long enough to read the entire thread, and ya oughtta do that before you post to it

The game threads, after a certain point. They’re okay on page one or page two, but not page ten.

Threads with the “heavy” debate topics. I’ll exclude homosexuality because I have a personal interest in the topic, but everything else that is GD material. Nothing against the threads themselves, but I come here to relax and not overtax my brain.

Pitting an individual poster. It’s so often just a pile-on.

But I don’t mind TMI threads. Once you’ve been here a while, I think you probably lose the ability to be squicked by anything.

This one.

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Well, crap. Never mind.

dwc1970’s list is almost exactly like mine. I would add that the more innane posts I read depends on my boredom level.

____ post parties. Threads about reality/home shows. sports threads. GD threads that involve counties I’ve never heard of doing things to other countries I’ve never heard of.

“I DARE you to prove that god DOESN’T exist!” (or similar variant)

I don’t refuse to… they just don’t offer me anything anymore.

I refuse to click on threads with the letter Q in the title. Because My GOD demands it.

Inane threads like “Predict the next poster”

Anything to do with doo, abortion, and game threads.

Almost anything concerning pop culture…such as music and movies and pop artists.

I never click on threads started by that asshole SPOOFE. Christ, he gets on my nerves!!!

Any thread opened by A_EVIL_MONKEY_LIVES_IN_MY_HEAD :smiley:

Mostly the serious ones, like most of GD. And I don’t read much in Cafe Society. I read an awful lot of the rest, though. I’m fairly shameless. I’ve posted TMI in threads where I know my MOTHER will see it!

I read a lot more than I post in, though.

These, plus:

[ul][li]Ask the (profession/identifying label)![/li][li]Question threads with more than ~30 replies. If I know the answer, I can’t post it, as it’s probably been said. If I don’t know the answer, I don’t want to fish through all that. I’ll find it myself.[/li][li]My cat yawned/stretched/breathed in my general direction![/li][li]TMI threads regarding anything but zits, really.[/li][li]Anything regarding feminist issues. I like to be called “chick,” “girl,” “babe,” “hot stuff,” etc. I like to bake. I like to clean the house. I want to be married and to have my husband’s last name. I’m not gonna fit in this thread, and I’m only going to enrage/become enraged.[/li]Sex/bodily function threads (excluding things like “I need advice regarding this gassy feeling” sort of things. I might be able to help.)[/ul]