I’m going to conveniatelly forget my security badge on Monday, try and chat him up, and continue flirting with him. I’ll also check the company’s intranet to see if those “rules” my fat ex-boss blathered about are for real. (He was full of shit.)
Security boy-toy seems to really like me, so I’m not going to sit idle. I have no idea what his personality is like, and if he can deal with my bent personality, but he seems nice.
Aside from the security badge thing, I still have to figure out a game plan. I want this guy, and I’m going to do anything it takes to have him.
Gaydar is a highly complex mechanism involving a psychological magnetron accelerator and bio-waveguide.
In short, a person who is tuned to their Gaydar will pick up very low power pulses of certain types of FE waves (Fabulous Energy.) Depending on the gayness of the person whom the Gaydar is tuned to, the resulting FE pickup will be higher or lower.
From here, the basic FE dsicrimantor circuit takes over and a judgement call is made by the MFC (Master Fabulosity Circuit) as to whether the FE readings being obtained are real or spoofs.
When the Gaydar circuitry of both parties is tuned correctly (heavy use tunes it automatically) then highly accurate FE pickup is possible.
In reality, this all invloves very high order mathematics, bio-physics and a deep, deep understanding of the relativistic behaviour of Fabulous Energy.
In other words, it’s much, much too deep a topic for IMHO…
First off, TYGuy, your gaydar post is an instant classic.
Unfortunately, aside from flirting and maybe chatting him up, I don’t think it’s possible to score a date with him this week. I’m way behind in my cleaning for Doperéal (three, maybe four, people staying with me) and therefore must concentrate every evening to cleaning. (Hey, that rhymes! Whoops, I’m having an Anna Nicole Moment®.)
But I’m definitely going to “forget” my security badge several times over the next little while…
