The first suggestion for “What are” is “What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad.”
And, the suggestions for “Black people are” are pretty disgusting.
Black people have extra muscle in leg
Black have an extra muscle
Black people have an extra muscle in their leg
Black people have big lips
Black people have more muscles
Black people have smaller brains
Black people have denser bones
Black people have extra leg muscle
Black people have more testosterone
Black people have big noses
Jews have horns
Jews have big noses
Jews have glassy eyes
Jews have no rhythm
Jews have destroyed America
Jews have money
Jews have all the money
Jews have blue eyes
Jews have higher iq
Jews have the highest iq
Asians have no souls
Asians have flat faces
Asians have big heads
Asians have big calves
Asians have small eyes
Asians have the best hair
Asians have bad teeth
Asians have black eyes
Asians have short legs
Asians have flat noses
Really, though, are there going to be that many non-racist searches for “[people from a minority group] have”?
ETA:
Is this a…
dagger i see before me
scam
good time to buy a house
good time to buy a car
verizon number
Trust me, you don’t want to know. I wish I didn’t know.
“atheists are”
wrong
going to hell
retarded
immoral
smarter
ignorant
not citizens (?)
fools
more intelligent
right
For some reason though when I type in “christians are” nothing is showing up.
Some things, if you type them in, NOTHING comes down in the search bar.
Type in “teen” and nothing pops up. “Tee” gets you the top 10 searches but once you type that “n,” the whole thing disappears.
Similarly, “blacks” brings up nothing.
“nigger” brings up:
niggersniggersniggers
niggerniggersniggers
niggersniggersniggers lyrics
niggersniggersniggers jokes
niggersniggersniggers song
“young girl” brings up nothing (even though that’s the title of a hit song from the 70s.)
“young boy” brings up nothing
“penis” brings up nothing, although “penile” brings up a whole list of medical-related stuff
“want to kill” brings up:
want to kill you like they do in the movies
want to kill people
want to kill ex
want to kill with me
want to kill my wife
want to kill somebody
want to kill everyone
want to kill me
The first result for “I like”
“i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.”
This is surprisingly fun.
What happened to seal’s face
What happened on my birthday
What happened to dump.com
What happened to danny gokey’s wife
Why are Michael Jackson’s kids white
Why are black people so loud
Why are we here
And the first line of a document sitting on my desk is “Please present”. Only one search comes up.
Please present your octopus
Only if Porkins is covering him.
Famously asked by the blessed virgin Mary.
Top results, excluding lyrics.
What could…
happen if you anchor a fishing boat from the stern
cause a missed period
happen in 2010
cause a false positive pregnancy test
cause dizziness
happen if you roll over an overturned pwc in the wrong direction
happen if an organization neglected to manage its working capital
Not for me. I get:
is there life on mars
is there a god
is there life after death
is there going to be a high school musical 4
Clearly Google knows where my priorities are at. 
Seriously, though, what’s with the different suggestions for different people?
Bonus search: type in “should i”…
should i stay or should i go lyrics
should i stay or should i go
should i shave my pubic hair
Now I’m never going to be able to listen to that song without singing those words!
Is.
is michael jackson dead
is she really going out with him
is the world going to end in 2012
is jennifer hudson pregnant
is limewire illegal
is adam lambert straight
is bronchitis contagious
is lauren london pregnant
is randy jackson michael jacksons brother
is anybody there
I remember reading somewhere that someone was writing an article on Twilight. He started to type in “is edward cullens” and Google suggested “is edward cullens real”. He concluded that Twilight fans really need to get a life.
I wish I…
(9) choice is
I wish I was dead
That’s kinda sad. It’s like people are expecting psychiatric help from Google in addition to internet searches.
Searching “I have” gives you “I have no friends” and “I have no life”. Google can’t solve your problems, people!
Another fun experiment is to type in part of your full name (if you have an uncommon name) and see if anything comes up in the suggestion box. (Mine does, by the way…and I’m fairly certain I am the only person in the world with my name.)
Is #10 I wish I knew how to use the subjunctive?
Is the president…
's book real
allowed to drink
too powerful
allowed to get drunk
a us citizen
's wife pregnant
above the law
capitalized
a puppet
the commander in chief
I typed “I hate” into Google and it came up with:
I hated this part lyrics
I hate lyrics
I hate lyrics three days grace
I guess a lot of people hate the band Three Days Grace.
I got “I have a dream speech”
Just popping back to say- I laughed till I cried reading this, then told many coworkers and a couple siblings to do it, and THEY all laughed. Good ole’ Google.