What TV character would you like to cook for you? (Or fictional foods or restaurants)

A fun thread. Ever watch a show and think to yourself: “Damn, I’d like to be sit’n down at that dinner table!”

Or share what fictional restaurants you’d like to eat at. Or fictional foods.
Mine:

Aunt Bee
Raymond’s mom (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Downton Abby.
One fictional food I’d like to try is “hasperat” from Star Trek (DS9).

I wouldn’t mind eating at Milliways.

Thank you for that. I don’t remember Mlliways in the movie but reading the description of how you pay cracked me the hell up. :smiley:

I want the Eternal Emperor to fix me Angelo Stew.

Elzar from Futurama, just so I can get a blast from the Spice Weasel. :smiley: *BAM! *

Babbette. She won the lottery and spent it all to cook one meal.

10,000 francs in 1885 is something like $60,000 today. I absolutely have to find out what kind of meal a year’s salary can buy me. (And in 1885, that was probably more like the lifetime earnings of an average worker!) Break out the Clos de Vougeot!

Nero Wolfe’s chef, Fritz Brenner. Any chef capable of satisfying that man has got to be a genius.

Other thoughts:

Frasier seemed like a pretty great cook, provided you don’t actually have to eat with him.

Bob from Bob’s Burgers makes amazing hamburgers despite his otherwise hapless state of affairs.

Ron Swanson cooks animal products. Use ketchup. Or don’t. He doesn’t care.

I get hungry every time I see Tuco cooking burritos at Salamanco’s house.

I want Dexter to cook me breakfast.

Hannibal Lecter, from the TV series.

As long as I got to bring the meat.

Ahhh… .that is one of the greatest movies of all time.

My choice: the food synthesizer thingie on the Enterprise, Star Trek:TNG

Or the holodeck. You could eat at any famous restaurant and have any chef prepare your meal.

Or, actually, I’d prefer to dine at Captain Sisko’s father’s restaurant in New Orleans.

the restaurant on eureka… you could order what ever you wanted pretty much when ever you wanted and they had every thing to cook it with …

Primo from Big Night. i definitely won’t order spaghetti with a dish that comes with risotto.

Ooo, that’s a good one.

Matthew McConaughey’s character from “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.” That rack of lamb he made Kate Hudson for their first date looked amazing, I’d love to see a recipe for that.

That’s what I was going to post!

And that was my second choice!

So I’ll have to go with my third choice, the Italian/Irish restaurant run by Carroll O’Connor and Robert Loggia in “Return To Me.” I have eaten at the real restaurant where it was filmed, and always wished I could “step through” to the movie version.

I forgot to mention the two most appetizing animated meals ever: Ninja Turtles pizza and the Krusty Krab’s Krabby Patty.

Oh yeah, and Futurama’s Popplers with a cold, refreshing Slurm to wash it down.

Sophie Bernstein at Langer’s Bakery in Wedding Girl by Stacey Ballis. Half the book (the best part) is descriptions of the desserts and breads she bakes.