They have these weird little short ears. What breed is this?
Scottish Fold is my guess.
Heavily sedated cats would be my guess.
Jesus! Do they sing show tunes?
Judging by the expressions on their faces, I’d say “Humiliated.”
My guess would have been “sedated”. I cannot imagine what would happen to me if I even tried that with my cats.
Mortified, and plotting revenge.
You capitalized the C in your name! Thats good because I always read your name as Snake Scat Lady 
Those are the super famous cats of Cat Town! To follow the whole story, start here at Episode One.
That is why I changed it. My username comes from my love of the Columbus Cottonmouths hockey team (nicknamed the “Snakes”) and the fact that I am the one any of the new players call if they are interested in getting a cat/kitten. I was a little squicked out by the “snake scat” remarks. 
Damn straight.
Someone isn’t long for this world.