OK I re-read the thread and this comment has me ROFL at work! It was right there!! It’s funny on many levels…
Yeah, that’s also a winner.
How many strawberries did she have on that cake?
Cue porn music
I’m sorry, I couldn’t get over the fact that she had some dead thing on her head. 
I’m so happy I got it straight away. 
I’m so unhappy that I didn’t get here quick enough to be part of the fun before it was revealed. 
Well, in the original story she is wearing a red cap; she doesn’t have read hair as far as I recall. But I did get where you were going with it, regardless.
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Are you a hunter or woodsman, by any chance?
I am so thickheaded. I just got it.
:smack:
It’s the Latino thing that really through me off. I always imagined Little Red to be of Teutonic ethnicity.
good one, even better that wolf posted approving the chop. 
It may be an NYC thing, but many Latino women dye their hair red.
But for me, it just felt like I was in some sort of David Lynch movie.
Also having **Stranger on a Train ** being one of the respondents is priceless.
(I should have put it in a spoiler box)
Quicksilver :threw, threw
You got me good.
I thought everyone knew the story Latino Red Rider from the 'Hood.
Oh THAT was bad…
The OP on the other hand…genius.
looks around Oh YEAH, I was playing along. Yep, I knew where he was going with this the whole time. Sure did.
Her poor hair!
Oh come on, someone had to do it.
Somebody already did.
Zebra, I adore you.
Excellent.
Opps! Don’t know how I missed it.