Me and my friends were hitting up bars in the “gay area” of town last weekend. We passed this transgendered guy sitting at a bus stop. He was like “Hey, come over here! I have something to show yall. Do you want to see what’s in my purse?”
I was curious, but my friends yanked me away.
Now I’m trying to figure it out what he wanted to show us.
Was the purse in his lap?
I believe so, I was kind of drunk at that point, but I’m 80% sure it was in his lap.
Pigeon eggs?
Imagine there was a hole cut in the bottom of the purse.
Step 1: Cut a hole in a purse
Step 2: Put your junk in that purse
Step 3: Make her open the purse…and that’s how you do it!
Gee, what could it be?!
Until someone grabs what’s in the purse and runs off with it.
Transgendered guy with a purse? If they’re truly transgendered, then that would be a “transgendered woman”. Unless it was a transvestite/crossdresser, in which case they may still identify as a man normally.
Dick in a purse.
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
I don’t know, I’ll ask my sister-in-law. She used to be a man.
Dude’s finally got a role of quarters.
drugs
The One Ring. Or something else he calls his “precious”. Possibly the One Cock Ring.
A monkey?
Or possibly El Chupacabra.
The term “transgendered guy” and the masculine pronouns make me think the person was a FTM (female to male), which means there would be no dick, so I have no idea what they wanted to show you.
If it was a post-op transgendered guy he might not have needed to keep the purse in his lap in order to have his penis in it…
I woke up this morning and I noticed my penis was missing.
This happens all the time; it’s detachable.
It was the worst night of my fucking life.
Note to self: When somebody says “wanna see a cock fight?” it ain’t always chickens.