I spent the better part of this afternoon watching Mr. and Mrs. Duck and their two children, Buffy and Sissy. It was all a grand family outing until the giant biped got too close. After the deep water reprieve the family retired to a small cove where the children could practice bobbing for food.
Then she showed up. The Blue Haired Hussy.
Mr. Duck paddled off in chase.
And the heifer wasn’t even his species!
Mrs. Duck looked forlornly in the direction he disappeared into.
Her only distraction was the giant biped trying to get a closer look.
The question is, in which movie,
while looking over a newspaper article, did an actress say,
“Spousal abuse? That’s a newfangled crime.
In my time wives carried guns in their purses.”