What were your favorite lunatic theories on the SDMB?

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What are some of the lunatic theories put forth on the SDMB that are your favorites

I’m fairly sure I read here first, the theory that the pyramids were built using hydraulic power via the Nile.

This is not the craziest version of the theory. There was some other nutter before this poster, but “search” has limitations.