What will happen to infidels on the rapture?

[FuzzyOgre]

@BrainGlutton

Well, you get in your car and you drive real far, and you drive all night and then you see a light, and it comes right down and lands on the ground, and out comes a man from Mars, and you try to run but he’s got a gun, and he shoots you dead and he eats your head. And then you’re in the man from Mars. You go out at night, eatin’ cars. You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercuries and Subarus.

There are some historic differences of Scriptural interpretation with regard to the Subarus.

Win.

I love that song.

[BrotherCadfael]

@runner pat

She was a spammer.

Elucidator’s grandmother was a spammer? Well, we KNOW she won’t be in Heaven!