Music tames the savage beast.
Obviously there’s a rock-paper-scissors aspect to be incorporated as with any good strategy game. What this really calls for is a complicated graph of what beats what.
An excellent bit of work, Atamasama!
I think they got “Commanders” from the Commander Salamander clothing shop in Georgetown.
And they could have remedied that with a logo. Hopefully they’ll at least get a mascot, and that could inform a logo.
As is, perhaps they are waiting to see what comes to people’s minds. It definitely comes off to me like they aren’t sure themselves what they mean by Commander.
The Washington Regulations. Absolutely terrifying, I hear.
This is a great list. This one:
“Tier 10: Dolphins. The smaller animals can’t touch a dolphin, but a dolphin on its own isn’t much of a threat either. I put it here because anything in higher tiers is a loss, anything in lower tiers is probably a stalemate.”
As a loyal fan, I am forced to point out to all and sundry that:
“# The 1972 Dolphins are STILL the only undefeated NFL team in the history of the world”
50 years later and I can still sing the song.
On topic, I don’t care for the name, but maybe it will grow on me.
I heard people in D.C. have already taken to jokingly calling them the ‘Commies’.
…And the Maple Leafs of course.
Personally, I was hoping they’d go with Washington Minutemen but that was probably too easy to make fun of.
There is at least the idea that they wouldn’t be much much good lasting through the full “two minute warning.”
Yeah, folks in Dallas, Philly and New York would call them the “My-Nyoot Men.”
I think the bigger problem is that the Patriots have always used the image of one of the Minutemen as a logo. It would be like taking on a name like the Kodiaks, Grizzlies, Tigers, Peregrines… They are variations of existing mascots.
On the other hand the Raiders and Buccaneers are both pirates so I guess we already have that situation, so it might not have been a big deal.
I’ve been thinking about this list way too much today, and I think I’m going to say something that could turn this discussion heated.
The Jets aren’t a Tier 2 mascot - they’re at the bottom. It’s not the Nukes, it’s the Jets. And a flock of small birds (Tier 12) can take out a jet. And as my dozens of rewatching of “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” have taught me, a man armed with even a simple umbrella can take down a jet.
A large enough quantity of anything can overwhelm an individual thing. I’m not rating things by if they can gang up on another in numbers. An individual raven or cardinal will not do a thing to a jet.
Fighter jets have weapons. Even one with conventional weaponry will be able to take out anything else but a titan; a missile will blow off a giant”s head I’d expect. Or a large caliber machine gun. And if you want to take away the jet’s weapons, let’s disarm the cowboy, rip out the lion’s teeth and claws… It’s now getting weird.
Agreed.
I think the name is atrocious (and the unis…woof). But I’m thrilled to be done with the absolutely pathetic jokes names about government that invariably pop up in every discussion. Yet the people sharing them seem to be so thrilled with their originality. It’s a lower form of humor than “that’s what she said”.
Yet…the inevitable Commies pejorative will be over used even more than the Bungles, 'Aints, and Cowgirls combined. We’ll have to see how toxic that gets.
Bizarre they put the years of the actual Super Bowl dates and not the championship season years on the crest.
It should be 1982 1987 1991, not 1983 1988 1992.
Or the Buffalo Wings
That would be a good name now. 1947 was at least 20 years before buffalo wings were conceived.
But yeah, that name would be pretty neat.
Bring a soccer team (“Buffalo Wild”) to the same stadium and sell the naming rights to Buffalo Wild Wings.