“A History of Bruising” OR “Elephant Shoes”
“Jesus had it easy”
“Alone In Bad Company”
You Caught Me At A Bad Time, So Why Don’t You Piss Off
Thank God That’s Over! Oh wait, that’s my epitaph…
Sorry, bad night…
Wolf in Geek’s Clothing
“Why not to smoke when pregnant with children”
“Am I boring or What?”
“From bad, to worse”
A B+ Kind of Life
I just posted this exact same question a few weeks ago but what the hey 
"Wasted Potential"
Possibilities:
“A Life More Ordinary”
“You’re Wasting Your Time Reading This? Get A Life, Dammit!”
Duke: The Guy Who Finally Started a Thread with More than 50 Replies (after three years of trying)