What won't you wear?

I wear black, blue, green, purple, grey or brown. That’s it, though I’m open to many shades in those colors. No red, white, orange, yellow, or pink.

I don’t wear t-shirts with writing and logos on them much - I prefer not to, but there are still a few kicking around.

I also do not do turtlenecks or pleated pants. I don’t wear jeans.

I’d wear fur that somebody else already bought, but I wouldn’t buy it new. I’ll wear hats at the drop of one, but I prefer fedoras to baseball caps.

Mostly I wear the same thing all the time: dark slacks (often corderoy) and a button-down collared shirt in a solid color over a t-shirt or tank top, and boots.

My motto is “Life is too short to wear uncomfotable clothes. If it itches, don’t wear it.”

Uncomfortable shoes. This means high heels, mainly. It also includes flip-flops. I hate that thing between my toes.

Short skirts. No thanks.

Panty hose. See above. Life’s too short.

Heavy wool sweaters. See above. Itchy.

Floral or paisley prints.

Sparkly anything.

Spandex.

Midriff baring or cleavage bearing anything–I’m not a prude, but I see no reason to advertise.

gauchos–are they back? blech (for at least the second time in my life!)

high heels–I wear nothing above a 1" heel.

low riders

thongs

bikinis–maillots are more flattering, anyway.

sparkly, shiny things–I can see a bit of it, but some of these shirts look like country singers from the '70’s!

hats–my head is too hot

orange–but I’ll wear rust.

red-but again, I’ll wear burgundy or burnt–just not fire engine red.

pink-I’m not 12.

skirts or dresses.

backless, sideless, frontless–whatever.

Wow. After reading some of the replies to this thread, apparently, I’ll wear anything.

Except my heart on my sleeve.

And Dockers.

And Sketchers.

I took flak for this before…

Jeans and actual running or tennis shoes… Nope… leave the athletic shoes to actual sports.

Heels- I just know I’ll twist my ankle wearing them
Earth tones- we spent ten thousand years of human history developing dyes so we wouldn’t have to walk around looking like mud.

Velvet/Velveteen/Velour/Cordoroy- can’t stand the feel.
Anything sparkly - I’m older than 5
Low rise pants - They look like crap on me.
Yellow/Yellow-based colors/Pastels - makes me look like death warmed over.
Crew neck sweaters/t-shirts - I hate anything that comes up too close to my collar bone; I feel like I’m choking. I always wear v-necks or scoop necks.
Anything cheaply made - I don’t want clothes that will fall apart after one washing.

turtleneck shirts
any kind of hat
condoms

No Polyester. It just feels weird.

Sandals don’t like me. They try to either trip me up or spit out my feet.

Fur is no longer the warmest way to dress for the cold. Besides, when it gets wet, it smells like a wet dog.

Unless I’m tramping through the woods with a gun, I don’t wear camo.

I would feel like an imposter if I put on cowboy boots.

There may be a 56-year-old man somewhere who can wear thong underwear, but I’m not him. I rarely wear any underwear at all.

No tacky charity bracelets.

No tattoos, no piercings.

No intentional suntan.

synthetic fibres

Generally speaking, I don’t wear pink.

Also, the style can’t be too faddish. I never wore those shirts with the thin 3/4 inch collar that went straight up and I’m still not a 3 button suit guy yet, prefering the conventional 2 instead.

Orange – I’m a fair skinned brunette and it makes me look like a corpse
Gauchos
Pleated pants
Anything that shows a visible panty line
Strapless tops – I’m too broad shouldered
Low rise pants
Anything that is too short, too tight, or both

I will, however, wear:
Pink, cuz it’s my favorite color and looks really good with my complexion
Capri pants, if they don’t bell at the bottom
Ruffles or sequins (sparingly)
And I loved most of the stuff in that Lilly Pulitzer catalog!

Not only will I not wear turtlenecks, I don’t even like seeing other people wear them.

I also don’t like long sleeves that actually go to my wrists, I always roll them up unless it’s something formal.

Opposite to a lot of posters, the only colors that actually look good on me are earth tones and yellowy or orangy colors.

I don’t wear gray. I’d love to, I look completely washed out. I don’t wear white either, unless it’s mixed with other color pieces, or else I look like a piece of paper.

I don’t wear skirts, mostly cause I’m no longer proud of my legs.

Scumpup listed most of mine. I’ll add these:

Sandals, including flip-flops.
Boat shoes.
Loafers, especially the kind with the feminine kiltie thing on them.
Slippers.
Work boots, unless I’m on a construction site. (That never happens.)
Anything “cowboy”.
Anything athletic, especially track pants / sweat shirts.
Shorts.
A “wife-beater” undershirt.
Any jewellery that isn’t my wedding ring.
Text or logos of any kind, unless they say “Levi Strauss” on a leather patch on the waistline. I refuse to pay to be a walking billboard for anyone.

Jelly shoes

Gauchos/cropped pants. Even though I’m 5’10", they cut me in half like a knife.

Empire waisted items. Not a flattering look for me.

Anything endorsed by or designed by Kimora Lee Simmons (“Baby Phat”)

Ditto Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Lindsey Lohan…yadda.

Versace - my least favorite design house.

Anything overly bowed, ruffled or flounced.

Liberty prints.

Anything puce-colored.

Chunky-heeled shoes (boots are an exception)

Tapered leg pants of any kind - they are flattering on no one - most especially curvy women.

Palazzo pants - I think they make me look like an elephant.

VCNJ~

No company logos of any kind on anything.
Beige or that pukey green color they’ve got out now.
Narrow high heeled shoes, life is just too short.
Thong underwear.
Short tops, low bottoms.

No orange, yellow (unless a very pale yellow), or pink.
No gauchos.
No capris (except for a very specific cut that doesn’t make me look dumpy - only found 2 of these ever).
Strapless tops / dresses (I’m with the poster above on the strapless bra problem).
Turtlenecks (oddly enough though I’m addicted to scarves, maybe it’s because I can remove them if I want to).

Pullovers or sweaters.

I have been living a sweater-free life for years and I’m not going to change that in the foreseeable future. Whenever I wear one, I get sick a few days later.*

[sub]*(Okay, people have claimed that it’s the other way round, but I’m not convinced)[/sub]

Sorry for the double post —

oh and flats. Absolutely can’t stand them - wouldn’t wear them again for anything.