Here’s one of mine.
Nipple
Patron Saint of All Things Hot and Fiery …
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Garbanzo beans. George Carlin does a bit in which he insists he will never eat them, because the name is too close to “garbage.”
My mother had a friend who was Cuban who thought “Lollypop” was the funniest word ever. He’d just giggle and say “lollypop” for hours.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku Masterlugubrious
falafel
shindig
smarmy
persnickety
Titillate.
Eclectic.
Phalanx.
Thrum.
Enunciate.
More to come later. 
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Platypus. Don’t ask me why. I’m just weird.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
Antediluvian
Antequated
Antiquity
Don’t ask me why. I just love those words.
Homepage: www.idreamofjeannie.com
Occupation:Wish granting
Location: I’m still stuck in this damn bottle in Cocoa Beach, Fla.
Interests: Getting Major Nelson in trouble, getting Major Nelson out of trouble
–Custom profile courtesy of UncleBeer
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Custom sig line courtesy of Wally
Pulp, pickaninny, plinth. I s’pose that’s enough P’s.
Tintinnabulation – it has a certain ring to it.
Guest contributor
Straight Dope Science Advisory Board
Lipitor!
It’s this new drug I keep seeing commercials for. I haven’t a clue what it’s supposed to do, but they mention the name like twelve times in a thirty second spot.
When watching TV with my friends and this commercial comes on we just have to echo it, getting more and more enthusiastic every time:
Announcer: “Ask your doctor about Lipitor…”
Group: “Lipitor!”
Announcer: “Lipitor has a low occurrence of side effects”
Group: “Lipitor!!”
Announcer: “If your pregnant or on heart medication Lipitor might not be right for you”
Group: “Lipitor!!!”
Now we’ve latched onto another drug called “Advantium”…
“The evil Emperor Lipitor plans to use the power of Advantuim to power his new death ray!”
Weekend
Holiday
Vacation
** I’m a 'silly little southern belle ass. Sigh. ** Original by needs2know
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Continuing UncleBeer’s P theme, one of my fav’s…
Pumpernickel <sp?>
picturing Daffy Duck as the Scarlet Pumpernickel
The Sleeper has AWAKENED!
Engelbert Humperdink
You can keep your Wally sig, because SwimmingRiddles designated me as St. Mullinator: Patron Saint of Republicans That SwimmingRiddles Respects!
It’s a cholesterol controlling medication.
How about:
Mandible
Bucolic
Sycophant
Hydrocephalus
Zen
I have chainmail underwear.
Maliva! - my three year old’s version of “vanilla”.
ones I can spell:
Remiss
Pepsi
ones I cannot spell:
Corpussel
Ourudis (this is also a drug)
Sweet Basil
SRB will get you girls!!
paradiddle
hibou (French for “owl”, pronounced ee-boo)
paradoxical
marimba
cacophony
iguana
bibbers
Patron Saint of postage and the little erasers on the top of pencils. (Muchos gracias to SwimmingRiddles!)
plop
flump
beastie
flabbergast
swash
ruddle
purfle
nantle
(yes, they’re words. Look 'em up!)
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate.
Corpuscle
Orudis
I also like:
Dibble
Slickery (Not a recognized word, I know)
Obfuscation
Precision
Patron Saint of All Things Hot and Fiery …
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
The word that makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every time I hear is is titmouse