Hmmm…would he have kept capturing and dragging Black September members off to cardboard prisons?
Irving.
Big blue-suit Irving.
Big blue-suit flying Irving.
The 142nd fastest superhero in the west.
I hear he subbed for the Catholic Hammer on Sundays…
By the way, I’m not kidding. Have you seen The Hebrew Hammer? (I guess “no” from the replies)
The name would be pronounced “Supermin.”
Instead of Kryptonite, his undoing would just be a big honey-cured ham.
Superman’s not Jewish?
Today, sir, you win the internet.
Indeed. With names like “Kal-el” and “Jor-el”, and being made up by a couple of nice Jewish boys like Seigel and Schuster, and with a backstory like the early life of Moses, Superman’s pretty Jewish already. I’ll bet he’s already circumcized.
With what? :eek:
You know, on Krypton, before he got all Super and everything.
Although in the Silver Age , Superman used his thumbnail to make an incision in his own arm to give a transfusion. And it was demonstrated that a couple of Super Kryptonians using their heat vision could give Superman a haircut.
So all you’d need would be a whole troop of Mohels from Kandor…
Speaking of guilt, Superman’s parents built a rocket to save him from Krypton’s destruction while staying behind and getting blown up themselves. Can you imagine the guilt his mother would give him about that one?
A 1920’s Style Death Ray.
Which is why Luthor is pissed. He oficiated, & never got paid.
He should’ve at least gotten a tip.
Thrifty.
…even in the fortress of solitude he kept two sets of dishes…
Thanks, Max. I was hoping somebody would know that song!
He couldn’t be Jewish. Males have to be born Jewish. He has to be uncut too.