What would a spammer's best subject-line hook be for you?

In My Humble Opinion
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Hey, Giraffe. You owe me a new orange drink! I found your post so funny (probably because I have a dozen spams with identical subject lines) I dipped my computer monitor into my drink, thereby ruining it.

I have no idea why I did this, but it seems to be a widely accepted course of action for dopers when amused. I may have it all a bit confused.

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I got a spam e-mail some time ago pushing … anti-spam software. “Tired of getting buried in spam? Check out our software!” Talk about a catch-22. Do I delete it unread, like all of the other spam? Or do I open just this one, in hopes of finding a genuine solution?

Such irony …