What would be your D & D stats?

Which edition are we talking about? In third and fourth editions one’s stats increase as one gains levels (and do so differently in each of those editions), so that can throw the normal curves off a bit.

1st test:

Your stats are:
STR:9
INT:13
WIS:14
DEX:11
CON:10
CHR:7

2nd test:
STR: 10
DEX: 14
CON: 7
INT(pt1/pt2): 12/9
INT: 11
WIS: 9
CHA: 10

I’ve never actually played an RPG in my life.

Str-18
Dex- 18
Con- 18

Seriously, though, here are my estimations, which both tests ended up being pretty close to:
Str- 4 (I’m a total wimp. Your kids stand a good chance of beating me up.)
Dex- 14 (Not quite cat-like, but I can move. Good with the hands too.)
Con- 7 (Good health, but not too many hit points.)
Int- 13 (I hope I’m smarter than average, but I know plenty of people much smarter.)
Wis- 11 (I’m good with skills like Listen and Spot, but have a crappy Will save.)
Chr- 14 (Average looks, but I’m quite the charmer. And the problems I’ve talked myself out of!)

So, by 3rd edition standards, I’d make a decent bard or mediocre rogue (as long as I get a weapon that lets me use my Dex bonus. Otherwise…)