What would cow racism be like?

“Say it now
and say it loud
‘I’m a cow
and I’m proud’”

“I moo, so I’m better than you.” - cow racism towards humans

All the Jersies
Hate the Guernseys
And the Devons
Hate the Holstein
And the Ayrshires
Hate the Shorthorns
And everybody hates the Reds!

But during National Bovine Week
National Bovine Week
It’s National every cow’s descended from the same auroch week
Be nice to cattle that
Have different butterfat.
It’s only for a week, so have no fear.
Just don’t let your calf go near their steer!

The ones with white splotches on a black hide would be in eternal conflict with those with black splotches on a white hide.

You rang?

Free the cows!

Jim Unger says," This should have been Mooved to another forum by now…with all the utter cow tools."