If Elvis was alive today I think he would either be wildly famous with number one hits all over the world. Doing a remix of ‘In the ghetto’ with Eminem. Or he would be working for the government in an undercover role in the music industry…(maybe he already is???)
He would defintley be a scientoligist!
What do you think he would be doing???
Scratching at the coffin lid.
Co-hosting TRL
Whaddya mean, “if he were alive”?
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Vegas.
“Star Search” judge.
You mean that’s not him doing the lead voice acting on Johnny Bravo?
I would assume a new synthetic opium derivative…
Finishing the crap he began on 8/17/77?
He would just be driving from restaurant to restaurant eating whatever fattening, delicious gimmicky thing they could come up with. When his car would wear out/break down/run out of gas, he’d just buy a new one and give the old keys to anyone standing around. He’d weigh apporoximately 1000 pounds. His favorite show is “Trading Spaces” because of the horribly tacky designs of Kia.
Although, realisticly even if he wouldn’t have died in 1977 his daughter marrying Michael Jackson would’ve done him in for sure.
Turning over and over in his grave.
He would be whining non-stop about how all the music today is crap and how he and people of his generation had the real talent, blah blah blah blahsey-blah-blah…
Just like all the old, out-of-touch has-beens do when they discover that nobody gives a rat’s ass about them anymore.
He’d have racked up 3-5 DUI’s and a few minor busts for being generally wierd and causing a commotion. Probably a few for assult. Trying to do some funky martial arts on someone who didn’t recognize him and wouldn’t let him eat spoonfuls of sprinkles at a local 7-11.
Or he could have kicked his addictions, made a comeback and be revered as one of show businesses leading elder statesmen, ala Frank Sinatra.
Just a thought…
Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
More drugs
Long distance phone ads with ALF and Terry Bradshaw?
Placing third in an Elvis impersonation contest?
Weddings, bar mitzvahs, and childrens’ birthday parties?
I love it!
Don’t forget Mr. T. - I pity you Elvis you fool, stepping on my gig.
He would be the wacky neighbor on “The Osbournes”
He would just be so messed up and scary looking that James Brown would look normal. They would tour.
…Or…
President of the NRA
de-composing, of course.
OH, I answered the thread title without seeing the “if alive” disclaimer. My bad. 
He would probably be doing time in prison for shooting Michael Jackson.