hmmm…ok, I’ll give it a try…
“DOUCHEASPHALT!!!”
…hmm…
“TOASTEROVENVAGINA!!”…
…that doesn’t look right…
“ANALSTRATOCUMULUS!!!”
…
Dammit. It doesn’t work…
Are you kidding? Analstratocumulus. Analstratocumulus. Analstratocumulus. Say it with me…
That’s brilliant. I’d say “band name” by I want it for my new porn company.
Maybe “TOASTEROVEGINA” or “TOASTEROVENGINA” would work better?
How about “TESTOASTERONANIST”?
I think my brain just broke. What an image!
Move over, Autoerotic Asphyxiation! The new kid on the block of possibly fatal masturbation techniques is…Testoasteronanism!
He offered a half-assed mea culpa in the other thread. Something like “Ok my evidence sucked by I still think I’m right.”
I only have one question left: Who knew George W. was a doper? :eek:
Well, he was, but that was years ago, according to him…
Testoasteronanism
n.
- How Powder Toast Man[sup]TM[/sup] gets his toast particles off.
Now, that’s not fair–he’s never said he was a doper. He’s just said that he’s not used cocaine since Friday, September 4, 1981, around (when was that party?) 7:30 in the evening. As for before then, he’s not going to play that game of Gotcha: he wants to talk about the issues.
Daniel
Cocaine is just God’s subtle way to tell you that you have too much money.
Good old Clothy is “staying the course” 
:rolleyes:
Where is that little scamp?
[crickets chirping]
Brave brave Sir Humpy…
{Conspiracy Theory fan,}
You fucking tool. They weren’t trying to put him down. Far from it. That was not a black “x”, that was the Greek letter “Chi”, FIRST LETTER OF cHRIST’S NAME. tHEY WanTed to associte Cheney’s face with the new comming of the Christ, as predicted by mswas.
{Conspiracy Theory fan,}
I keep thinking he must have said something by now.
What the hell is the motivation for this routine?
This thread wouldn’t have made ten replies if he’d said “Oops, saw it on a blog and took it at face value – never mind,” after the first link to a non-biased source was posted.
As it stands, it’s pretty pitiful to endorse a claim about broadcast material that’s as grounded in reality as the enthusiasts of “reverse speech” or “psychic TV”'s analysis of network news.
I guess the idea is that if he never acknowledges the way this thread developed, he can still stand with his fingers in his ears, singing “NA NA NA NA NA! There really is a liberal media, just like Joe McCarthy said there was when he coined the phrase.”
That’s quite a phrase to coin
It’s truly comforting to know that somebody can make a bigger ass of themselves in the Pit than I have on my worst day.
And, amazingly enough, simply by NOT posting to their own thread!
But wait, there’s more…
666 = DCLXVI (thanks Polycarp)
which actually stands for “Dick Cheney: Liberals X Visage Intentionally”
So do we just keep this thread alive until he shows up for a mea culpa?