What would happen if

Tomorrow everyone woke up with no sex drive. Think about it, nobody horny ever again. What immediate and long term consequences do you see?

I see

  1. Economy will crash.
  2. Relationships all over the world will end within a few weeks.
  3. Eventual extinction. Probably.

I realize this is kinda a silly question, but I was thinking about it last night when my g/f gave me the cold shoulder (again). What do you guys think?

This wasn’t the girl who was over that night while your parents…never mind. It wasn’t her, right?

I would be really, really excited because all my dumb friends who are dancers at the dumb clique-y fetish club who don’t think my clothes are sexy enough for me to hang out with them-

their pathetic little lives will go straight down the toilet! Yay!

If our biological urge to procreate will remain, with the horniness gone, I don’t think extinction will ensue because sex will become a chore, the same way that it’s not really all that much fun to take a shit, but we all do that anyway.
Or everyone will artifically inseminate themselves.

But you said a sudden disappearance of the sex drive-
so yeah, the economy would crash…

But we would still have movies like Eraserhead. Nobody goes to see Eraserhead for the nudity.
Maybe everyone would be a lot smarter without such a preoccupation. More time to devote to making cupcakes, dissecting salamanders, making little forts out of the couch cushions-
I think this would be really grand.

I have no sex drive. So I would enjoy this because people would soon come to see things my way and we can do fun stuff like paper airplanes. Oh yessss…