What would have been the best one-liner response to Wilson's "you lie"?

“I look forward to speaking with you when we’re done here.”

Followed by a debate on the issue in front of reporters (immediately after the speech), or at least an invitation to Mr. Wilson to discuss it over a beer at the White House. Also with a few reporters present.

“We Americans pronounce the word as Ju-ly! What country are you from sir??”

“Shut up baby I know it!”

“In my administration we prefer ‘Nigga PLEASE!’.”

Enjoy,
Steven

Shut up, Joe, or I’ll go ape-shit on your ass!
I’m gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
I’m 48 years old, but I’ll beat your ass!
Joe, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Joe, you brought this on, man.
What is wrong with you?
Joe, I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

“There are White folks and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you!”

Google it!

“Since dissent is the highest form of patriotism I guess that makes you the most patriotic guy here. Not like all those Democratic sycophants who are lining up to suck me off. Good work. Call me in the morning, I’m thinking of giving Biden the boot and I could use someone with balls.”

So I take it the whole starting over thing just ain’t happenin’, eh?

“Everybody lies.”

(Yeah, I thought I was still skimming Cafe Society there.)

“Calm down, Kanye. … In a week, it’ll make sense.”

NO U!

We do what we do best.

“You know better than that.”

Done, back to the speech.

“Stop! Hammer time!”, and then nod to Pelosi for the gaveling.

Lately the playground taunt “I know you are but what am I?” goes through my head every time I watch the news.

Generally, I feel typos in posts should be ignored except when they can be used for cheap jokes.

Obama knows from experiencethat Kanye’s a jackass.

Chingow! Come grasa tu pendeho.