[QUOTE=groman]
I see now I would also have to compete with cat-ass-lickers, so if you really want an interesting show (it might take more than 15 minutes), and you can guarantee immunity, and offer much more than a million dollars (I’m not sure how much yet, I’m thinking about it, probably at least $10 mil):
I can catch, slaughter and butcher an audience member of my choice, then cook their liver and eat it. 
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With or without Fava beans?
We need to know
[QUOTE=chowder]
With or without Fava beans?
We need to know
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I’ll take the wine but pass on the beans.
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
See that’s why I wouldn’t even attempt it - there’s no way I could compete with you cats-ass-lickers. Oh, I know people will say “but if you saw the money, you’d capitulate and lick the cat’s ass”. No, I really wouldn’t. Not for a million, not for ten million. I will not lick it here or there, I will not lick it anywhere.
Someone else gets the million. I get to stay poor and occasionally wistfully regret not being brave enough. That’s better, IMO, than being rich and occasionally remembering that I licked a cat’s ass.
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If you’ll notice Sgt Schwartz said liking the cats ass. Subtle difference I know,but a difference none the less. I’d take a million on a technicality.