What would you do for $1 million?

[chowder]

@groman

I see now I would also have to compete with cat-ass-lickers, so if you really want an interesting show (it might take more than 15 minutes), and you can guarantee immunity, and offer much more than a million dollars (I’m not sure how much yet, I’m thinking about it, probably at least $10 mil):

I can catch, slaughter and butcher an audience member of my choice, then cook their liver and eat it.

With or without Fava beans?

We need to know

[groman]

@chowder

With or without Fava beans?

We need to know

I’ll take the wine but pass on the beans.

[Omegaman]

@Mangetout

See that’s why I wouldn’t even attempt it - there’s no way I could compete with you cats-ass-lickers. Oh, I know people will say “but if you saw the money, you’d capitulate and lick the cat’s ass”. No, I really wouldn’t. Not for a million, not for ten million. I will not lick it here or there, I will not lick it anywhere.
Someone else gets the million. I get to stay poor and occasionally wistfully regret not being brave enough. That’s better, IMO, than being rich and occasionally remembering that I licked a cat’s ass.

If you’ll notice Sgt Schwartz said liking the cats ass. Subtle difference I know,but a difference none the less. I’d take a million on a technicality.