There are many rude, disgusting, and/or embarissing things I might do for $10,000. But the $10,000 would just be an excuse, as I would probably also do them for free if I had the chance to get away with it 
P.S. Sea Cucumber and Jelly fish both taste nice, I’ve paid to eat them.
Bippy, I know there are people who enjoy both. It’s just the idea of them squicks me. I can’t defend it based on anything rational. I eat sea bugs quite happily, after all. And shrooms, too.
So, would that fall under illegal, immoral, permanent, or harmful to your wife’s feelings? And is it the “someone else’s” part or the “bowling shoes” part that puts it over the line?
I have pretty much the same rules, except I think I draw the line much further in the sand than you do. I mean, $10000 is several months’ salary. I’m pretty sure I could get over any temporary discomfort for that.
I think it’s a wax.
Wasn’t there a man who got silicone breast implants for a year in order to win a $10,000 bet?
I’m going to buck the trend here and say nothing; I wouldn’t accept the offer; the only things I’d do are things I already want to/have to do anyway (if someone wanted to give me the money just to continue living my life, I’m sure I’d find a use for it).
But this isn’t the deep moral principles protest it might at first appear to be; I’d just be a bit annoyed at the idea of indulging someone whose idea of fun was “haha, look, I can make that poor schmuck do something really stupid!”.
Not just a wax. They rip out every hair below the waist and above the legs.
I was thinking about communicable diseases. And size differences. I’m 6’ 2", with a 32" waist. Most guys underwear would not stay up. Put me in most women’s thong, and all sorts of illegal bits would be showing.
Yeah, but you do it for a regular paycheck, Tripler.
Jeezus Tapdancin’ Christ! Will ya shaddup!!
It’s not like yer getting 12.4% of the profit or nuthin’!
Tripler
Yeah I wield the six-shooter, but you wield your damn mouth! Shaddup!! 
I’d go down on Bea Arthur for $10,000.
Wasn’t there a (straight male) comedian who had a routine about what he’d do for $10,000?
He said he’d even be willing to give another guy a blow job for ten grand. Then he’d use one grand to buy a truck load of mouthwash and take a very nice vacation with the other nine thousand.
I’ll take $10 worth of that.
Work for 833 hours, apparently.
I’d pretty much do anything that wasn’t gay or involving my ass and didn’t hurt my gf.
I’d do just about anything. Of course the things I wouldn’t do for $10,000 I probably would do for more money.
Charles Barkley had a pretty interesting discussion about how damn near any man would give a blow job for a million dollars. Another variant of the, “Everyone has a price for anything, the only difference is the amount,” theme.
I like Barkley for things like that; he can be pretty kookie and conservative, but he also cuts through a lot of bullshit.
A lot of things, including giving a blowjob.