What would you do if you cleaner was trying to curse you?

Yeah, we’re all just fine with wierd. However, if she’s trying to exorcise you, I think that’s different than cursing. That doesn’t mean she hates you and is going to damage your property or set your house on fire. Probably, anyway. I suppose it’s still worth worrying about in case she decides to purify you by fire.

Where are you located, and what is her background? If you live in a society where these beliefs are prevelant, they could end up harming you through word of mouth if nothing else (i.e., the people around you believing you’re cursed).

If you’re not yanking our chain, you could tell us if she’s Jamaican or Mexican or Southeast Asian or what.

Why don’t you ask her why she is trying to curse you?

But first, you have to see if she weighs the same as a duck.

Perhaps you could require her to wear a carrot nose as part of her job duties.

It’s been a while. Do you think maybe he’s been turned into a newt?

I’m starting to lose track - Is he possessed by Satan and she’s casting out demons, or is she a witch, and he’s her hapless stooge?

I suspect that actually these are meant in your favor. If she thinks you’re likely to be under spiritual attack (why? I don’t know) then she might place these around the house. I really don’t understand why you think these are curses.

We have a few a linguists on the board here. What do they say? Just type it out.

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Is she currently carrying your boychild? Cause that makes all the difference.

I had a housekeeper do that to me once. She used JuJu to turn herself into a lookalike of my dog and then she peed and pooped all over the place. She turned herself back into a person and offered to help clean it up or so I inferred. I think she was just trying to extort extra money out of me personally but she did a great job of cleaning up the mess and I forked over her ill-gotten gains out of fear. I also found random chicken parts in places around the house, especially the kitchen which terrified me. She claimed that they were just part of the recipe preparation for soup but I knew better. I made the mistake of firing her and three months later, I got a flat tire. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

If she’s trying to keep Satan from possessing you, isn’t that a good thing?

Anyway, why do you have to post the videos? If you’re willing to tell us this much, why can’t you just tell us what she did in the videos?

Maybe you should just ask her why she’s cleaning houses if she can singlehandedly defeat the Prince of the power of the air*.

*Ephesians 2:1. Really.

For once, I agree with what kanicbird said.

Frankly, the last time I had a friend help clean my place (my family was coming for a visit) she, being a bruja in a long line of brujas, openly placed spells all over the place. They were for things like protection from evil, happiness, prosperity and so forth.

Without knowing some fricking details (why oh why, can you not supply us with details?), it’s impossible to know what she was trying to do.

Do you have some reason to assume ill intent? Frankly, she could literally be sacrificing chickens and goats and mean only good things for you.

What’s her origin? A maid from Romania is unlikely to pray to the Loa. A Haitian housekeeper is unlikely to be a traditional strega.

And I agree with Kanicbird, that this bothers you to such an extent must mean that on some level or another you think it’s real.

I believe the OP may currently be under a confounding hex. That type of hex is common around here- it becomes active when a curious but vague OP draws a third request for details. At that precise moment, the OP becomes confounded, cursed to forever only be able to hint at the possibility of clarifying details being revealed, sometime in the future

Well, I think we all know what the OP needs to do at this point. It isn’t pleasant, nor is it politically correct, but he is gonna have to waterboard Hazel and get the information that way.

Let us know what she says.

Was this one of the cursed items placed in your apartment?

I sent an e-mail to my friend the werewolf* and got a countercharm

“Thrice from yours,
and thrice from mine,
and thrice more to unmake nine.
Peace! This charm is no more malign.”

try that.

  • Yes, he’s convinced he’s a werewolf. He’s also quirky, brilliant and a fine sentient.