What would you do if you cleaner was trying to curse you?

[Dr.Drake]

@Shakespeare

The weird sisters, hand in hand,
Posters of the sea and land,
Thus do go about, about:
Thrice to thine and thrice to mine
And thrice again, to make up nine.
Peace! the charm’s wound up.

Macbeth I.iii.32–37.

[carnivorousplant]

@Dr.Drake

Macbeth I.iii.32–37.

Aroint thee, witch!

[Renee]

@kanicbird

Considering you stated you don’t believe in curses, it would seem you are open to unchecked spiritual attacks and blinded to them.
IMHO

• She is doing something
• She may be trying to protect/deliver you - this may work or make matters worse, she may have been sent by God for that reason.
• Since it is effecting you enough to post and have it taped, I’d say there is a part of you that does believe it’s real.
• My suggestion is to come to your heavenly father in prayer and let Him know that this is out of your league to handle and ask Him to take care of it.

I love you, kanicbird.

[ZPG_Zealot]

@Angry Lurker

Right I will have a word with her this evening (it’s 7:51am here now) and post what happens.

Initially it was my belief that these were a kind of protection spell. The reason I know they are not is I showed a friend of mine who is a linguist who reacted with initial amusement and then “WTF” as she told me what they actually said. To the nearest approximation they are exorcism spells to exorcise satan from possessing me.

The stuff on video is so weird I’m not sure if I should describe it. If someone can tell me how to blur video then I could maybe put it on youtube.

Well, an exorcism spell to exorcise satan from possessing you, sounds more like someone trying to protect you rather than curse you. If it’s not too much an invasion of privacy, can I ask the ethnicity of the cleaner. That would help a lot in determining what they are trying to do.

[Euryphaessa]

This is lame. I vote the OP was a joke and now he can’t figure out how to string us along compellingly.

[Happy_Poster]

@Euryphaessa

This is lame. I vote the OP was a joke and now he can’t figure out how to string us along compellingly.

Why don’t you **** off you piece of ****? Have you any idea how much ****ing trouble this is causing me with the ****ing law at the moment? And now I have to defend myself to some internet nobody down a fibre optic ***ing cable?

*** off.

P.S. Please report this post to mods I would be appreciative of this thread being locked due to legal reasons.

[Hilarity_N.Suze]

Sounds like that was a pretty effective curse.

[Rico]

<mod>

**MODERATOR WARNING

Angry Lurker**, just because you use asterisks it’s very clear what your intention is. You’ve been warned before for personal insults.

Your posting privileges here are under review.

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[ZenBeam]

Meh.

ETA: That wasn’t for Rico.

[EvilTOJ]

Well, looks like Angry Lurker is going to become an… angry lurker. So far, this is what the thread has been.

AL: I think my competent housekeeper is cursing me?
Doper1: How do you mean?
Doper2: Burn the witch!
AL: I can’t give any details, they’re too weird.
Doper1: What do you mean you can’t give details?
Doper4: yea WTF?
Doper3: build a bridge out of her!
AL: I have video evidence, but it’s indescribable.
Doper1: I say this is lamesauce joke
Doper2: Cast Magic Missile!
AL: @#*&^@!!
MOD: NOOOOO!!!

Did I miss anything?

[madmonk28]

He asked to have the thread locked.

[Khadaji]

EvilTOJ, there was also an obscure implication that the law is now involved somehow.

[Happy_Poster]

@Rico

<mod>

**MODERATOR WARNING

Angry Lurker**, just because you use asterisks it’s very clear what your intention is. You’ve been warned before for personal insults.

Your posting privileges here are under review.

</mod>

No need, this is my last post

[cmyk]

“Thinnerrrrr…”

[MeanOldLady]

This is the most hilarious thread I have seen in a long time. It’ll be a shame to see it go.

[SeaDragonTattoo]

I think my cat is trying to kill me. He lays on my chest while I’m sleeping and puts his butt in my face. One time, he farted.

[ajb867]

Could you at least let him provide the name of the cleaning service? I mean I don’t know about you guys but wow I think the curse worked :eek:

[Harmonious_Discord]

Since Angry Lurker can’t post to this thread, shouldn’t this particular thread be closed?

[Askance]

@Angry Lurker

Have you any idea how much ****ing trouble this is causing me with the ****ing law at the moment?

He probably doesn’t, no, due to the fact that** you refused several times to provide details** … remember?

[Rico]

<mod>

HD, you’re right. He can’t respond.

I’ll put a curse on this thread right now.

Closed. That’s all the magic words I need. Thanks.

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