She looks sooooo adorable but is she really Hitler on the inside?
I’ve got a rule- Never discuss religion, politics, or sex with strangers or pets.
Works well.
I assume that he does. He’s evil, after all.
All cats are Hitler on the inside. We love them because they are adorable in their evil machinations.
Okay, your thread title made me LOL; but the idea has been explored before.
I just make sure I don’t have pets that can talk.
My cat and I do have opposing political views. I’m firmly on the side of don’t scratch the desk and don’t paw me in the face at 5:30 AM. My cat on the other hand is firmly in the scratch the desk and paw me in the face at 5:30 AM. I believe that my cat has these political views because he is dumb so that’s how I voted.
P.s. - I adore my dumb cat no matter how many times he paws me in the face at 5:30 AM.
P.p.s. - Also, why does my cat believe in jumping up on my keyboard while I’m working? I’m starting to think it isn’t just political views, I think my cat may be a heretic.
I often wake up to my cat sitting next to be in bed, glaring at me. I am sure he is plotting my murder. Opposing political views would not phase me.
But what about discussing sex with strange pets?
Your Cat already has a political view completely opposite of yours, and every other human you know.
Were your cat 600 pounds, you would clearly know your Cat’s point of view and would come to realise there are only 3 words for you in it’s language.
Slave
Toy
and Food, which Toy may become at any time.
All other trivial aspects of it’s political views would of course, be meaningless.
At least to humans…
What about petting strangers sexually?
I’ve always treated my cat as though he were a dog. He pretty much acts like a dog - you know, except for the purring and the hairballs and shit - so I think I’ve successfully brainwashed him toward my political views as well. I won’t be had by a feline. Especially not one named Morty.
Whisper the address of the local Korean restaurant in it’s ear and then say “your choice.”
It’s because you have opposing political views. One traitorous villain down, 150,000,000 to go…
My cats made it clear they have opposing political views. I put them outside and told them to see how well competition in the health care marketplace served them when the coyotes started coming around.
So far, they’re sticking pretty close to the house. Nobody ponied up for one of those new “skinny” insurance policies yet, either.
Maybe I’m Hitler and my cat is Roosevelt, smart guy.
It’s too late to add this to the poll, but this is my answer. Cats are evil. Known fact. We just ignore it because they’re all cute and too small to do much harm. Much.
My brother wants to know what the “everything” in "Send to shelter known for killing everything " is- the animals in the shelter? Everything in the shelter? The universe?
I’ll just go with animals in the shelter for now.
It’s hard to say really. Perhaps your cat considers your face and desk a disputed border region and is conducting late night stealth raids to weaken your resolve. Territory disputes can be difficult to resolve - just look at Kashmir. I think you should try whatever you can to establish your face as a demilitarized zone though.
I just brought this up with him. He blinked at me and went back to sleep. Negotiations seems to have broken down. War is imminent?