"Dear F-150 Dude,
Hey, you probably don’t realize it, but it’s really hard for folks to see around your truck when they try to turn onto Sherman. If it’s not too much trouble, could you please park a few feet farther from the intersection? We’d really appreciate it.
Enclosed is a Starbucks gift card. Have a latte on me. And welcome to the neighborhood!
Respectfully yours,
Lisa in the gold Toyota Sienna"