I WOULD BUY>>>FUCKING>>>>EXPENSIVE>>>CRITERION>>COLLECTION>>DVD’S>>> THAT>>>ARE>>DRAINING >>>MY>>MONEY>>>>!!!
What? Angry? Me?
-pay off house for parents
-pay off all cars
-get myself a new car, actually
-make my mom go back to college so she can stop working her shitty job
-pay for my college and my brother’s college educations in advance (i.e. put a big hunk of money in the bank for the future)
-pay for all my (and my brother’s if he marches) drum corps tour tuitions in advance (i.e. put more money in the bank for future necessities)
-get cable internet (damn 56k!!!)
-get a new computer, a digital camera, a digital video camera
-get my own computer, a new SLR camera
-new furniture for my room
-hell, just pay trading spaces or Thom from Queer Eye to come over and revamp our house =D
-if there’s any money left over (duh, of course there will be, it’s $1 billion) and my parents don’t feel like working, let/make them retire
(then my dad can focus on his custom painting business and windsurfing, oy)
-buy them a beach house down in Sea Isle City, NJ, like theyve always wanted
-buy a docking permit for our sailboat finally
-send my parents on a trip to Tavarua in Fiji
uh…and the rest of the money left over could help me buy some clothes, books, gifts for friends and family, etc.
and of course after that’s all said and done, i’d divide what was left into two parts: 1/3 to go back in the bank and/or be invested in something
2/3 to go to a list of charities (breast cancer, UNICEF, World Wildlife Fund, Greenpeace, local charities)
maybe i’d even take a year or two off from school and figure out what i really want to do, spend some time exploring…because really, the only reason im going to college right now is because i have to in order to get a decent job.
oh! and also, build a dark room somewhere in the house
hmmm…
Tithe… it would be VERRRY cool to give my little country church a check for 100 mil… set up a trust or somethin’
log cabin in the rockies (only reachable by helicopter)…
a county in the Smokey Montains of East Tn.
walled estate near George Town, on Grand Cayman
(all homes to be big enough for all family and friends to stay as long as they [or I] wish)
staff to run day-to-day maintenance of all three… plus accountants and what-not…
a condo or four on one of those cruise ships that make round the world cruises
helicopter, (pilot on retainer [too much trouble to fly one on my own…])
complete my fixed wing pilot training,
one Lockheed P-38 Lightning
one Focke-Wulf 190
(repro’s would be fine)
cars… 40 Willys fat fender job… refit with a 426 hemi, blower and all… custom Dodge truck for street… ditto for off-road… WWII era Harley, motorcycle w/ V8 (make to be announced at a later date) BMW Touring Bike,(bikes for friends also) Big ASS class A Prevost motorcoach (Featherlite) W/ motorcycle garage in it…
Football stadium (nothing extravagant… 20,000 seats or so), field house, workout and training facilities, and coaching staff for Verbena High School…
Pay nieces and nephew through College of choice, provided they don’t go to business, accounting, or Law classes… (Music and Art mandatory)
Two THOUSAND chicks at the same time (man) 