dollars? Too easy. We have all thought about that one. What about a few new questions concerning one million. Feel free to answer or add your own questions.
SO, what would you do with one million Twinkies?
Invite Weird Al over for a Twinkie Hot Dog party.
One million dachshunds (weiner dogs)?
Can they be lower-case-t twinkies? Can I hold the Mother of All Gay Orgies?
1,000,000 twinkies…I’d use them to build a house. They are, after all, supposed to last for years, right? So why not use them as bricks.
With one million weiner dogs, we could end world hunger…
matt_mcl, you got me laughing out loud with that post.
photophat, good point, and they can survive a nuclear attack right?
How about one million helium balloons?
Want a million bucks? Just prove you’re psychic. 
Ummm. If I were psychic, why would I mess around with randi’s pitiful little dinky prize? The lottery goes up to 10 or 20 million pretty regularly 'round here, and ten times that in parts of the states from what I hear 
Yeah, well Jean Dixon ain’t exactly a millionaire. 
With a million helium balloons, I’d tie them to my van and see how far it’d go.
How about a million shoe laces?
One million 36" shoelaces stretched end to end would reach from Portland, Maine to Washington D.C.
Yes, I’m bored…why?