What would you expect from a prostitute that charges $ 2000 per hour?

This reminds me of that awful movie, Very Bad Things. The Jeremy Pivens character was beside himself with excitement at the idea of a $500-an-hour hooker. Did he really believe she would be **fifty times better ** a lay than his usual hookers? People are stupid.

Roger that. And no VD, or the deal’s off.

Half - just like the rest of my bitches.

Rat Race. :slight_smile:

Flexibility.

Enjoy,
Steven

I once heard it said that DC has the highest number of prostitutes per-capita of any city in the US. I believe it, but wouldn’t put money on it as long as we’re talking only about sexual services prostitutes.

I’d put money on it if the definition of “prostitute” includes all those whores on capitol hill.

Enjoy,
Steven

Before I saw the photos and read her Likes and Dislikes, I thought she must be a classy escort-type. You know: the kind of girl who goes out for a fancy dinner with the man, discusses Sartre and the Theory of Relativity with equal panache, and then provides the services of a great lover. Sort of like a modern geisha.*

This girl just looks like over-priced street trash. Maybe she gets $2000 an hour if she quickly services multiple clients.

*Please don’t jump on me. I know all about geisha and I know they weren’t prostitutes. That’s why I said “modern” geisha.

I would expect her not to get mad when I asked “Seriously, how much?”

BINGO! Either bring some friends or about $1800 in change.

Ahem. You’re obviously not a professional. A true pimp’s cut is 100%. From that money he takes care of his stable in the style they deserve. Now go back on the street and get me my money, bitch.

I might consider a $2000/hr hooker if she was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and it was the first hour of the first day on her new job.

I would expect that for that kind of cash she could afford to not have her bathroom carpeted in what looks like a leopard skin print.

Her page with the theatre group she worked with. It has more, and more flattering, pics. Some of the shows have pics of her as well. If she was a good actress I can see how that could have influenced the prices.

Another theatre group(Canadian) she worked with has a large size head shot. She’s good looking, add in the dance experience(limber and toned) and an actress’s enthusiasm and she could probably earn $1000 an hour. Then $2000(which was not her main bill rate, but only on a couple special occasions for VIP clients) was because she had a serious hustler for a pimp.

Enjoy,
Steven

“What would you expect from a prostitute that charges $ 2000 per hour?”

Five orgasms per minute.

For me, not for her.

:smiley: (My first LoL today.)

Does Lemur866 have to choke a bitch?

49 of her closest friends.

Oh, she’s Canadian. So maybe that’s 2,000 CAD, which is roughly $1,720 USD – much more reasonable.

I would expect her to not laugh.

[Al Bundy]
Six dollars is too much to spend on any one woman
[/Al Bundy]