Except looking in the bathroom mirror now, sans glasses, exiting a shower and wiping off the steam…dear god, who in the hell is that …that…woman? It’s been nearly 17 years since I was able to see myself clearly in the mirror without glasses…it was a rude shock.
I’d get a tummy tuck and thighs suctioned. But, I’d donate my extra cellulite to some poor Ethiopian.
I would have Lasik
Liposuction
Tummy tuck
Raise the boobs but no augmentation
maybe a nose job
teeth straightened
Do the people on these shows really have that many well wishing friends or are the just extras from casting? That was one thing that kept me from applying, I would not have a big o’room of friends to marvel at the new me.
My lower teeth straightened, and all of them whitened. A boob lift for sure. Not an augmentation, just a lift – I want them back where they belong! Get the bit of pudge off of my belly, and maybe a little liposuction under the chin. And for sure dermabrasion.
Not too much work! I’d like to recognize myself when all’s said and done. But in ten years, I’d probably add some face work to the list. I’ve always said I’ll have facelifts 'til my ears meet when I’m older.
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[li]Tummy liposuction[/li][li]Ass & thigh liposuction[/li][li]LASIK surgery for my horrid eyesight[/li][li]Can they make my legs longer? …No, huh? Eh, it was worth a shot. ;)[/li][/ul]
Some liposuction. Aside from that, I’d benefit most from a professional stylist more than anything else.
The thing is, I’m not suited for the show because my nose looks fine. They only pick people with bad noses, because it’s the easiest AND most dramatic change in a person’s appearance you can make.
I was going to get a nose job, but decided against it. Why the hell I did so, I don’t know, because that’s definitely trhe first thing I would change. I’d then get breast implants, teeth straightened (and veneers to make some a little longer), and maybe a chemical peel to make my skin better.
Teeth straightened and whitened (just a little). And get rid of my overbite.
Slight nose job - the size of my nose is perfect, but there’s a slight bump on it and I’d like a smooth slope to it.
Electolysis in two places: First on my upper arms, where I grow hair that isn’t like typical guy arm hair. It just grows and grows and I actually have to trim it. I’d also get electrolysis on my face. I hate shaving and will never ever ever ever grow a beard though I easily could.
Every significant mole on my body gone. I got rid of the worst offender last year, but I’d like to get all of them taken off if I could.
Fix the receding hair line. I think it’s done giving up ground, but I’d love to have hair where the widow’s peaks are.
Teeth straightened and whitened (just a little). And get rid of my overbite.
Slight nose job - the size of my nose is perfect, but there’s a slight bump on it and I’d like a smooth slope to it.
Electolysis in two places: First on my upper arms, where I grow hair that isn’t like typical guy arm hair. It just grows and grows and I actually have to trim it. I’d also get electrolysis on my face. I hate shaving and will never ever ever ever grow a beard though I easily could.
Every significant mole on my body gone. I got rid of the worst offender last year, but I’d like to get all of them taken off if I could.
Fix the receding hair line. I think it’s done giving up ground, but I’d love to have hair where the widow’s peaks are.
Teeth straightened and whitened (just a little). And get rid of my overbite.
Slight nose job - the size of my nose is perfect, but there’s a slight bump on it and I’d like a smooth slope to it.
Electolysis in two places: First on my upper arms, where I grow hair that isn’t like typical guy arm hair. It just grows and grows and I actually have to trim it. I’d also get electrolysis on my face. I hate shaving and will never ever ever ever grow a beard though I easily could.
Every significant mole on my body gone. I got rid of the worst offender last year, but I’d like to get all of them taken off if I could.
Fix the receding hair line. I think it’s done giving up ground, but I’d love to have hair where the widow’s peaks are.