You mean like the wife? :dubious: 
I have nothing substantial to add to this discussion, but I just wanted to mention that every time I see this thread title, I read it as What would you give to have sex with that idiot?, and it totally cracks me up.
Carry on…
just want to complain that after reading the last two posts above i have no more tea left to spill. :shakes fists:
Do I have to cut off my right leg with a wooden soup spoon before or after I got to have sex with Lauren Jackson (I’d link to her nude pictures in Aussie mag Black + White, but that might be considered the pr0n and I don’t want that)?
Not that I wouldn’t do it either way, mind you. I just need some clarification.
Anyone who knows me even a little bit already knows my answer to this.
Jacqueline Bisset.
On any terms, at any price.
And if it can be the late 1970s version, then the same double plus with cherries on top.
You’d go through that just to do it with the next Bobby Labonte? WHY?
I’d accept a painful chest waxing to get with Alyson Hannigan or Melissa Joan Hart.
I’d give up my left nut and wear it like a necklace to have sex with Salma Hayek.
James Marsters, Goran Visnjic, Adrien Brody, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers . . . I’d give up a finger for any of them. For all of them, maybe my left arm.
As long as you take the “no kinky power-play in bed” clause out. Cause if it wasn’t nice and rough, it would totally not be worth it.
He is so pretty.
Yep, I admit it, I am shallow. I want to have sex with someone who is pretty.
I’d allow myself to be banned from the SDMB so I could make Ewan McGregor my bitch.
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Wow . . . that’s what I call a sacrifice.
It doesn’t mean as much for me, but all I have to say to that is *A-*men, sister!
And that, too. nod
In addition, I think I would be willing to go a year without pasta for Heath Ledger. (Which is really saying something.) And under the right circumstances, I might even trade in my vibrator for Brendan Fraser.
Ooh, yeah, me too, except that I’d be very willing to be Ewan McGregor’s bitch . . . judging by the myriad movies in which he’s naked, he’s probably not too bad downstairs.
I’d give up my sexual inhibitions to make love to Christian Bale.
I’m female.
Okay, let’s say pretty much any woman who’s ever appeared in Maxim.
Her’s for me, but I’m still with you.
So I get to have all kinds of kinky sex with her.
She pays for dinner.
And she may not call me again after dinner and a one night stand.
In the immortal words of Meatwad, “Hell yes boy!”
I just said I’d have casual sex with an anonymous stranger if she’s good looking. And I quoted a cartoon character. You need to ask?
Having lost a testicle to cancer, I’ve said before that what’s-her-bucket would be worth giving up a testicle, assuming that I still had two or more. Given the opportunity of an indefinately long physical relationship, there are quite a few women who’d be worth giving up a nut for.
Well, if you’re willing to share Goran Visnjic, I’ll let Ewan come over and play sometimes.