What would you make the eucharist?

In My Humble Opinion
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As a card carryin’ Pagan Priestess[sup]TM[/sup], I actually am faced with this decision IRL. (Sometimes I wish we had a big book to tell me what to do when I don’t feel like planning anything, but I digress.)

My favorites? Fruits dipped into chocolate sauce and hand-fed to one another, along with sparkling herb-infused champagne. (Hello, Beltaine!)

Chocolate’s always very popular. There’s even a whole chocolate ritual that you can find online, with the different elements represented by different forms of chocolate, and the eucharist hot cocoa and Hershey’s bars.

Not so popular are the rice cakes and flat Pepsi that show up when some dolt forgot to bring the eucharist.

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While this is technically sort of about food, I think it’s more suited for IMHO than in Cafe Society, so is being moved accordionly.

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Brains

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A gallon of milk and 8 saltines. If you don’t finish, you are going to hell!

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Chocolate cream oreos and chocolate milk.

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Big, thick, gooey, chewy chocolate chip cookies, with a Diet Coke chaser to wash away the guilt.

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My daughter just had her first Communion and, in her expressed opinion, it already tastes like Pringles.

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I went to a first communion recently, and thought that a good piece of french bread and a nice Merlot or Shiraz would be a dynamite eucharist.

Girl Scout Thin Mints and milk would be a hit too.

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Instead of bread wafers, how about wafers like in Kit-kat bars.

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Beef Jerky and warm V8. That way the little kids will think that it really is the blood and body of Christ.

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Lamb of God with mint sauce.

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I just thought of one for elderly people:

Ginger Snaps and Skim milk!!!

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Oreos and milk. Always classic.

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This is funny stuff! Zebra– :smiley:

Shortbread and hot chocolate.

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Pepsi and pocky. Nothing beats pocky.

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Fava beans and a nice Chianti

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Vinegar and tofu!

Just to see the looks on peoples faces. :slight_smile:

Actually, a church I once attended, unknowingly had the wine replaced with vinegar by an alcoholic deacon. After that, the priest would whiff the wine before communion.

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In the Church of Priapus, it’s semen (not pan-fried).

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Human flesh and blood. Hey, if you’re going to say it’s something else why not have it actually be that something?

This is just a joke. I’m not advocating cannibalism.

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Aww, now I’m hungry.

Wasabi peas and a bloody Mary.

:smiley: