Pot brownies and mushroom tea. Then watch all the old folks get their “religious experience”.
Moon Pie and RC Cola!!
In all seriousness: In one of my theology classes at a Catholic high school, the teacher told us that had Jesus come in modern times instead of two thousand years ago, the Eucharist would probably have been coffee and donuts.
She told us this to illustrate the cultural significance attached to bread and wine in Jesus’ time, but I think it’s a pretty apt comparison.
Um, what’s pocky? 
And Chronos, your teacher was right. A lot of things in the new testament are simply indicators for the social changes that were happening. Example? Turning water into wine was just a metaphor for allowing everyone to be anointed in wine instead of just the elite class.
(As an aside, I spotted the Decorer kind for the first time recently and had to try some. One of the best things I’ve ever eaten.)
I’d make everyone go for an eight mile hike, then have camp s’mores and coffee. Then they’ll really know what its like to taste god.
Chicken wings and beer. The statue behind the altar would be one of those things that scroll the injury report and latest odds for that Sunday’s NFL games. The priestly vestments would be a black and white striped shirt with white knickers and knee socks, and the mitre would be a plain white adjustable cap.
“Your pennance is 10 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys. Repeat third down!”
When I was 12 I was part of a church group that went to Germany. We stayed in Youth Hostels and one of them was in a old castle. One night, we went down into the chapel there and had communion. The minister made good German beer and Moonpies for our communion. It rocked.
A never ending pack of Tim Tam’s
I just wanted to point out here that since the last supper was, in fact, a Passover seder, there would be no pie, since pie crust would not be kosher for Passover.
How about a macaroon, instead? ;j
Unless the pie was made with some sort of unleavened crust - perhaps some Matzo Meal or something like that.
I never understood why the eucharist had to be (barely) a single serving… A friend and I were thinking of starting a church with an all-you-can-eat communion.
Of course, you must understand that our “church” would have a cover charge and go-go dancers…
Isn’t that already the eucharist of the national religion of Canada?
You know. Hortonism.
The new Pope advocates Beer and Bratwurst.
[sub]Just kidding[/sub]
I was thinking of lamb chops myself. Skeptics have pointed out that the Synoptic Gospels place the Last Supper upon the Passover meal, while John has the Crucifixion placed upon that day, with the Last Supper (not directly referred to) being presumably the day before. Either way, there is the strong connection between Passover Lamb and Jesus. One skeptic in particular asked why there wasn’t lamb chops instead of bread. George Carlin portrayed himself on the cover of his recent book waiting impatiently for his lamb chops. (Or were they pork chops? Brrrr…)
APPLE sauce on the lamb would add a touch of irony.
True Blue Jack
Reese’s peanut butter cups and Jolt cola!!!
How about graham crackers soaked in milk?
Well, craft beer (preferrably a nice, big imperial stout or barleywine) is obviously part of it, and I’ll add brick-oven pizza, mostly because that’s what I’ve consumed in an actual church.
Considering I was raised Catholic, and some of my worst memories of late teendom were being dragged to church on a Sunday morning with a hangover, I’ll have to combine those two and say:
Bloody Mary.