What would YOU put in a drink called a "Jimmy Hoffa"?

In My Humble Opinion
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So, we were all sittin’ around the other night, me, Aesiron, Tripler, Chimpy, and KG. And we were talking about food and drink, particularly Filet Oscar, when the subject came up:
What is a jimmy hoffa? As in, a beverage?

What SHOULD be in it?

Various ideas were proposed: “make sure to put plenty of mob lead in it…” “Maybe a Bloody Mary with Guiness.” “And a hint extra Tabasco.” “Maybe a bit of cinnamon, for a kick.” “It’s bloody, but without a trace!”

Of course, Aesiron complained as usual that all the ideas sucked. So, now’s your chance.

What would YOU put in it?

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Make an Irish Car Bomb, but don’t slam it. The shot congeals into concrete if you don’t slam it.

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Charge customer for drink, but don’t give it to him. Inevitably, he will ask “where’s my drink?”

The million dollar question.

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Garbage, or maybe an Astroturf garnish.

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Maybe some Bacardi 151. A couple of shots of that, and just like Jimmy Hoffa, your memory will be missing.

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Something with a worm in it.

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Double shot of chilled Stoli’s , add one maraschino cherry (ground), a drop of grenadine on the rim of the glass, and garnish with an anchovy.

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Dead Guy Ale.

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Ooh! It could be called the …Cement shoe! Which incororates filmgeeks recipe into it.

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Scotch and amaretto.

The Scotch represents the peat that Jimmy is resting under somewhere. The amaretto is for the Italian gentlemen who put him there.

It actually sounds rather nasty, but there you go.

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Rot gut on ice

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cement mixer with a twist!

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I don’t know what goes into one, but it should only be served in a concrete tumbler.

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Serve it in a frozen, corpse-like glass? With a side of cheddar goldfish, because he’s sleeping with the fishes?

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This is one of those times when one misses the image tag feature.

Original Death Hot Sauce:

http://www.oceandeck.com/gifts/sauces/sauces/images/death_hot_sauce_jpg.jpg

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This one’s my favorite!

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[not endorsing any drug use, let alone the following]

Irish whiskey with a roofie in it. The following day, nobody knows nothin’.