A former co-worker had one I wanted.
God was my copilot
but then we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat Him
“Not all who wonder are lost”
or (in response to all the “Free Tibet” bumper stickers):
“Do you even know where Tibet is?”
“My pet dragon ate your honor student and then burned down your house”
“Real women know how to handle a stick.”
Rosebud is the sled
I charge 5$/hr, that’ll be 10$
I’m Not A Complete Idiot
(some parts are missing)
I’ve thought about making this one. It only takes the time to design it and an internet bumper-sticker store to upload to.
Don’t Vote
(Make my opinion count more)
You could also buy the OP’s sticker
Well, I don’t drive, but it would be interesting sticking “Satan is MY co-pilot” on the back of my electric scooter and see what reactions I got.
“The world is not your ashtray”
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Then All the Kings’ men had a yummy omlette.
(Not original with me – I saw it on a t-shirt once):
Eat the rich.
Most of my favorite bumperstickers can be found in the gift shop of bettybowers.com.
Right now I’m coveting “The Real Jesus Forgives Your Jesus For Being a Greedy Republican Warmonger.”
Eat Shit! 50,000,000 e. coli can’t be wrong.
Come on, baby, eat the rich
But the bite on the son of a bitch
Don’t mess around, don’t gimmie no swtich
Come on, baby, eat the rich
-Motörhead
I’d like to see, “No blood for oil! Cash or major credit cards only!”
Pass me already.
I wanna see your tits.
WWSD?
What Would Satan Do?
“Meat isn’t curtains.”
Back when the Iraq war started I remember the Students for an Orwellian Society printing some that said “Blood is a renewable resource. Oil is not.”