Saw this one last night on my way home from Kung Fu class:
“Sorry - my Karma ran over your dogma”
I’m still giggling over that one.
I was going to work the other day and was behind an old station wagon–the kind whose paint had faded from the original green towards a pale melon color, and imitation wood grain on the sides were slight zebra prints. The bumper had more rust than chrome and it appeared that if it hadn’t been for duct tape, then the car might not have been mobile.
I noticed a bumper sticker admist the rust. Approaching it, I read:
Honk if anything falls off
visualize whirled peas is one I saw recently
Some others that I have seen in the past:
*Reunite Gondwanaland
*Bring Back Smilodon
I wouldn’t say it “made me happy,” but this bumper sticker definitely impressed me:
If You’re Not Outraged
You’re Not Paying Attention
My all-time favorite, although not recent was:
“So many idiots…so few comets”
(remember Heaven’s Gate ?)
I just saw this one yesterday:
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.
Let Go of My Ears - I Know What I’m Doing
God used to be my co-pilot… then, we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him.
My goddess gave birth to your god.
This other thread is worth reading: LOTR Bumper Stickers
My favorite (maybe…there’s so many)
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
MILITANT AGNOSTIC: I don’t know and you don’t either
I’m pleased with my current bumper sticker, “Eve Was Framed.”
On opposite sides of the same bumper:
I 
my wife
I 
my dog
While in Ohio for Thinksnow’s wedding and Halloween Dope:
“Freedom of Religion means Every Religion”.
One-term Presidency: a Bush family tradition
Well, I’ll be happy if I can make through the final tomorrow and score high enough to get:
Honk If You Passed P Chem
I recently saw “Who Would Jesus Bomb?” and “(peace symbol) Back by popular demand.”
That doesn’t make much sense as a bumpersticker! (I like the T-Shirt though.)
[enlightened]
Ahhhh!!!
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One I saw recently on a customized (raised suspension, big knobby tires, etc.) pickup that was obviously used for off-roading:
God created asphalt so Yuppies could go four-wheeling.
Don’t worry, I’m a geologist!
Every time that I see the car with this one on it, I crack up. It’s so completely random. I love it!
-Mosquito